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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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lu91 | @lu91 | Jun 19, 2022

As his wife lay dying on her deathbed she told her husband that they had had a good life together and after a while he should look for another woman to share his life with. "Oh' and she wheezed, "you can give her my golf clubs".
"Oh no" he replied "she's left handed".

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lu91 | @lu91 | Jun 20, 2022

2 young brothers, Jimmy and Billy, were talking in their room one morning and the older brother said "You know, Billy, I think we're old enough to swear now." Billy agreed so they went down to breakfast and the mom asked Jimmy what he would like for breakfast and Jimmy said, "Oh, Hell, I think I'll have cornflakes". "WHAT?" the mother shouted. "Don't you ever say that again. Now go to your room!" and she swatted him on the butt as he went crying to his room.
When she asked Billy what he would like he sniveled "You can be damn sure it won't be cornflakes".

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Doris Jeanne W. | @dorisjeanne | Jun 27, 2022
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@lu91

2 young brothers, Jimmy and Billy, were talking in their room one morning and the older brother said "You know, Billy, I think we're old enough to swear now." Billy agreed so they went down to breakfast and the mom asked Jimmy what he would like for breakfast and Jimmy said, "Oh, Hell, I think I'll have cornflakes". "WHAT?" the mother shouted. "Don't you ever say that again. Now go to your room!" and she swatted him on the butt as he went crying to his room.
When she asked Billy what he would like he sniveled "You can be damn sure it won't be cornflakes".

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I love this one! Reminds me of my mother who didn't allow any swearing, even mild, in her house. Thanks!!!

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lu91 | @lu91 | Jun 27, 2022

Thanks for your comment. The way kids talk now we need more mothers like yours.

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Sue, Volunteer Mentor | @sueinmn | Jun 27, 2022
In reply to @lu91 "2 young brothers, Jimmy and Billy, were talking in their room one morning and the older..." + (show)
@lu91

2 young brothers, Jimmy and Billy, were talking in their room one morning and the older brother said "You know, Billy, I think we're old enough to swear now." Billy agreed so they went down to breakfast and the mom asked Jimmy what he would like for breakfast and Jimmy said, "Oh, Hell, I think I'll have cornflakes". "WHAT?" the mother shouted. "Don't you ever say that again. Now go to your room!" and she swatted him on the butt as he went crying to his room.
When she asked Billy what he would like he sniveled "You can be damn sure it won't be cornflakes".

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Uh - I can still taste the soap my Mom would have applied!

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Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | Jun 28, 2022

The main function of your little toe is making sure all the furniture in the house is in the right place.

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imallears | @imallears | Jun 28, 2022
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@loribmt

The main function of your little toe is making sure all the furniture in the house is in the right place.

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@loribmt

That’s toe-tally funny. Here’s one..

As the fully packed flight was just taking off an announcement came over the loudspeaker.
“Because of the new Covid variant, we ask everyone to keep their masks on during the entire flight.”

A second announcement followed immediately.
“This is your captain speaking. I am working from home today.”

Chuckling away..FL Mary

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Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | Jun 28, 2022
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@imallears

@loribmt

That’s toe-tally funny. Here’s one..

As the fully packed flight was just taking off an announcement came over the loudspeaker.
“Because of the new Covid variant, we ask everyone to keep their masks on during the entire flight.”

A second announcement followed immediately.
“This is your captain speaking. I am working from home today.”

Chuckling away..FL Mary

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And your joke was flight-fully funny. 😉

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imallears | @imallears | Jun 28, 2022

@loribmt

I wish you were my neighbor…we would keep the neighborhood in stitches……..I think.

FL Mary

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Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | Jun 28, 2022
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@imallears

@loribmt

I wish you were my neighbor…we would keep the neighborhood in stitches……..I think.

FL Mary

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😅 That would be a hoot! You might want to check with my current neighbors though…they may hand you the true story and that may change your mind! 😂

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