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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | May 16, 2021

When I see lovers initials carved into a tree, I don’t think it’s sweet,
I just think it's strange how many people bring a knife on a date.
Jake

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imallears | @imallears | May 16, 2021
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@jakedduck1

When I see lovers initials carved into a tree, I don’t think it’s sweet,
I just think it's strange how many people bring a knife on a date.
Jake

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@jakedduck1

LMAO.......The funniest thing I have heard all week.

FL Mary

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Ginger, Volunteer Mentor | @gingerw | May 16, 2021
In reply to @jakedduck1 "When I see lovers initials carved into a tree, I don’t think it’s sweet, I just..." + (show)
@jakedduck1

When I see lovers initials carved into a tree, I don’t think it’s sweet,
I just think it's strange how many people bring a knife on a date.
Jake

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@jakedduck1 Oh, my! I carry a knife with me all the time. Never considered that point of view!
Ginger

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scottij | @scottij | May 17, 2021

My doctor said I needed a heart transplant so I asked for a second opinion. He said, "Okay, you're also ugly!"

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Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | May 17, 2021
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@scottij

My doctor said I needed a heart transplant so I asked for a second opinion. He said, "Okay, you're also ugly!"

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Bahhhahahah!!! 😂

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MGMolly | @Erinmfs | May 20, 2021

What's funnier than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.....

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Merry, Alumni Mentor | @merpreb | May 20, 2021
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Bahhhahahah!!! 😂

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geeshe, lololol

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Merry, Alumni Mentor | @merpreb | May 20, 2021
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@johnbishop

Leonard, Leonard, Leonard...I almost busted a gut on the punch line 😂🤣😂

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hahaha

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MGMolly | @Erinmfs | May 23, 2021

What did the plate say to the refrigerator? Stay cool, dinner is on me!

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | May 30, 2021

Eleven year old's environmental studies essay on the effect of oil pollution: 'When my mum opened a tin of sardines last night it was full of oil and all the sardines were dead.'

Primary maths pupil's answer to question, `take 9 from 246 as many times as possible': `I did it fifty times and I always got 237.'

A little girl named Sally loved animal crackers. Her mom took her to the store and bought her some. When they got home, Sally started taking out all the animal crackers from the box and laid them all out on the table. Her mother asked why she was doing that. Sally replied, "I'm looking for the seal. The box says if the seal is broken, don't eat it."
Jake

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