How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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MGMolly | @Erinmfs | May 12, 2021

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This is a cartoon from the NIH All of Us Research Message

Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | May 12, 2021

A Nobel Prize winning mathematician is traveling from university to university on a speaking tour by limousine. After several engagements the mathematician and his driver are having dinner and the driver says "I've heard your speech so many times I think I could give it word-for-word." The mathematician accepts the challenge and they switch places for the next speech; the driver dresses like the professor and the professor dresses as the driver and sits in the back of the auditorium.
The driver gives the speech flawlessly and opens up the floor for questions, usually there are none. But one of the students at the university has a very large ego and decides to attempt to stump the Nobel Prize winner. After the student asks his question for ten straight minutes the driver laughs and says "That question is so simple I'll let my driver in the back answer it."

artist01 | @artist01 | May 15, 2021

@jakedduck1 Hi Jake. Alexa told me a pretty sick little riddle this morning: "What did one cupcake say to the other? You ain't seen muffin yet." (Groan.) 🤣

Leonard | @jakedduck1 | May 15, 2021

In reply to @artist01 "@jakedduck1 Hi Jake. Alexa told me a pretty sick little riddle this morning: "What did one..." + (show)

@artist01
Pretty lame alright.
Alexa needs a sense of humor transplant.
Jake

artist01 | @artist01 | May 15, 2021

In reply to @jakedduck1 "@artist01 Pretty lame alright. Alexa needs a sense of humor transplant. Jake" + (show)

@jakedduck1 Hahaha.
You don't like my joke?
You're right though, Jake. I've asked Alexa for a joke quite a few times and they're pretty much all Grade-School-level groaners. I never hear any jokes here at the seniors' residence. 😥 😔

artist01 | @artist01 | May 16, 2021

In reply to @artist01 "@jakedduck1 Hi Jake. Alexa told me a pretty sick little riddle this morning: "What did one..." + (show)

@jakedduck1 OK, Alexa has another one for you...
Why did the chef go to Las Vegas?
He wanted to whisk it all.
(Groan) Should I stop now?? Lol.

Leonard | @jakedduck1 | May 16, 2021

In reply to @artist01 "@jakedduck1 OK, Alexa has another one for you... Why did the chef go to Las Vegas?..." + (show)

@artist01
You should have stopped before the first one!!!
Jake

artist01 | @artist01 | May 16, 2021

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@loribmt Lori (and @jakedduck1), Now THAT'S a good joke! I'm gonna' quit while I'm ahead. 😊

Leonard | @jakedduck1 | May 16, 2021

A thief entered a house mid-afternoon. He tied up the woman and at knife-point asked Jack to hand over the jewellery and money. Jack started sobbing and said, 'You can take anything you want. You can kill me also. But please untie the rope and free her.’ Thief: 'You must really love your wife!’ Man: 'Not particularly but she will be home soon.'