How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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John, Volunteer Mentor | @johnbishop | Nov 6, 2020

In reply to @contentandwell "@johnbishop This is definitely my husband's type of joke - a "groaner". Jane" + (show)

I have to admit it's not mine. I borrowed it 😉 Here's a better one I borrowed also....for you younger folks.

If you think you are smarter than the previous generation....
50 years ago the owner's manual of a car showed you how to adjust the valves.
Today it warns you not to drink the contents of the battery.

2011panc | @2011panc | Nov 6, 2020

On the vein of this generation vs. our generation. It was much more difficult for looters in our era to steal TVs, those consoles were heavy!

2011panc | @2011panc | Nov 6, 2020

The new neighbors had three house pets when they moved in: a dog, a cat and a rabbit. During the summer they let them all out in the yard to frolic and play in the fresh air and nature. Nature took its course. Now they have A dog, a rabbit, a cat, 5 bunnies and 7 kittens. Why?

The dog couldn't get out of the fence.

marjou | @marjou | Nov 7, 2020

In reply to @johnbishop "I have to admit it's not mine. I borrowed it 😉 Here's a better one I..." + (show)

@johnbishop Wow how times have changed😱

2011panc | @2011panc | Nov 11, 2020

Three sisters aged 92, 94 and 96 shared a house. One evening the 96 year old decided to take a bath. After the bath was drawn she put in one foot and stopped. She yelled out, "Was I getting into or out of the tub?"
Her 94 year old sister yelled back, "I don't know, I'll come and check." Half way up the stairs she stopped to yell, "Was I gong up or down the stairs?"
The 92 year old sister sitting at the table in the kitchen was having a cup of tea. She shook her head and said, "I hope I'll never get as forgetful as those two." And knocked on the wooden table for extra good measure. Then she yelled to her sisters, "I'll be up to help both of you as soon as I see who is at the door."

fiesty76 | @fiesty76 | Nov 12, 2020

That's a good one, @2011....I can relate, I can! lol

mockinbrd | @mockinbrd | Nov 12, 2020

In reply to @2011panc "Three sisters aged 92, 94 and 96 shared a house. One evening the 96 year old..." + (show)

Most excellent— thanks.

2011panc | @2011panc | Nov 12, 2020

A woman asked her doctor how to determine whether or not an elderly person should be put in an old age home.

The doctor replied that they give them the bathtub test. When pressed he stated that the person in question would be placed next to a bathtub full of water and given a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket and asked to empty the bathtub.

"Oh, I get it," the woman replied, "A normal person would use the bucket because it is the larger than the teaspoon and teacup and would take the least amount of time to empty the tub! Right?"

"No," the doctor responded, "A normal person would pull the plug. Would you like your bed by a window?"