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How about a laugh, (hopefully)
I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be called
guess it yet?
Bagels!
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2 ReactionsMy husband has a strained voice.
I told him not to yell into the colander!
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2 ReactionsWell, darn! @200panc, Nothing like having him witness your being told to stay away from rare meats! What's a girl to do???? lol If you find anyone willing who can still see well enough to do "after meal clean up and dishes", will you send him my way?
I do the dishes all the time. when you live by yourself its pretty easy to get rrrr done...lol
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2 ReactionsA minister, a rabbit and a priest walked into a bar. The bartender asked the rabbit why he was with the minister and priest. The rabbit replied, "I'm obviously a typo!"
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5 ReactionsGood one, @panc2011 ! Happy weekend.
When my dad was told he was getting a bit of a dad body, he objected, "It's not a "dad body" , I'm a Father Figure!
I was told I had to get into shape , I told my doctor "Round is also a shape"
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4 ReactionsLife is like a Helicopter.......
I don't know how to operate helicopter (;´ Д｀)
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3 ReactionsWhen I was a kid, a conversation would go:
“That’s life.”
“What’s life?”
“A magazine.”
“How much does it cost?”
“Twenty five cents”
“I don’t have twenty five cents.”
“That’s life.”
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5 Reactions@lagrange5
Thank you @lagrange5, your a kick!!! I appreciate all your jokes.
Yep, $.25. Although I don’t have any memory of those days since my memory was wiped clean from a seizure episode, I have been told by my brother and parents and enough people of what it was like and it sounded so Idyllic. Yes, the good ole days. I have been told about about such wonderful times we used to have. I know I would like those times better than all this modern technology crap. I don’t know how to work most of it anyway, seems to break down awfully frequently so then you’re on the phone for an hour or so to whatever company made the bloody thing. It just seems like we must have had a lot more fun then than the kids do today. We had respect for our parents other people, property and police and adults in general. If I remembered I for one know I’d really miss those days. I give up all this modern junk in a New York second and go back to the way things used to be.
Jake
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