How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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My first smile of the day. That’s a good one.

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Another good joke, that’s 2 smiles for the day

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@2011panc

What do you use to repair a tomato?

Tomato Paste

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That’s a cute one.

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@2011panc

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite

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Everybody is on a roll tonight. Cute jokes

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@lagrange5

The first oral contraceptive:

“No.”

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@lagrange5, Luv it!!!!

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@jakedduck1

@lagrange5
Hey buddy or buddette,
Are you familiar with the K.I.S.S. theory (Keep it Simple Stupid.) Remember some of us are more simplistic than others, ok so it's just me, sad but true.
Thanks a lot for all your contributions here.
Keep laughing,
Jake

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@jakedduck1, Yep! I'm familiar with term...it's just following that wisdom is what gives me the devil of a time! Smiles

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@2011panc

Why do oysters never donate to charities?

They're shellfish.

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@2011panc, This one is superb!!

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@2011panc

How do you stop a man from overcooking everything he makes?

No, seriously, how do you do it? I refuse to make him stop cooking.

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@2011panc, How about setting a timer??? Or tellin' him you like things "raw"? Wouldn't want to discourage the cooking help either but it always amazes me how many people overcook things until they either turn to mush or leather. Smiles

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@zeiracorp, Always said children were smart....proof of the pudding, this!! lol

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@zeiracorp, Pure Brilliance!!! Sending this to everyone I know!!

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