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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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imallears | @imallears | Jul 21, 2020
In reply to @rosemarya "Our cleaning lady just called and told us that she will be working from home, and..." + (show)
@rosemarya

Our cleaning lady just called and told us that she will be working from home, and that she will send us the instructions on what to do along with her bill.

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@rosemarya
Oh that's great!😂😂😂 Did you hear me burst out laughing?
FL Mary

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Jul 21, 2020

@rosemarya
Thank you Rosemary, as Linda would say “keep them coming”
Jake

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lioness | @lioness | Jul 21, 2020

Here's one before I go to bed. What is the weakest part of the car The nut holding the steering wheel

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Teresa, Volunteer Mentor | @hopeful33250 | Jul 22, 2020
In reply to @jakedduck1 "What did the grape do when stepped on? He let out a little wine." + (show)
@jakedduck1

What did the grape do when stepped on?
He let out a little wine.

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Corny but good, @jakedduck1. Thanks for the smile.

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JK | @contentandwell | Jul 24, 2020
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@rosemarya

Our cleaning lady just called and told us that she will be working from home, and that she will send us the instructions on what to do along with her bill.

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@rosemarya I love this. I must admit, our house does not look nearly as good as it did when we had our cleaning woman every other week. I told her to not hold our spot but she insisted. I think I need to call her and tell her to let it go. She has had COVID so that makes it more difficult because I thought since she had that she could not get it again. but now they are saying you can have it more than once so she still could be a carrier.

The thing I miss the most though is going to the grocery store and selecting my own produce and meats. If we weren't having such a hot summer I wouldn't mind my newly, longish hair.
JK

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Rosemary, Volunteer Mentor | @rosemarya | Aug 1, 2020

I stole this from a girlfriends facebook page:

The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple with a very limited memory.
Just 1 byte and everything crashed!

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Aug 1, 2020
In reply to @rosemarya "I stole this from a girlfriends facebook page: The oldest computer was owned by Adam and..." + (show)
@rosemarya

I stole this from a girlfriends facebook page:

The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple with a very limited memory.
Just 1 byte and everything crashed!

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@rosemarya
Very good Rosemary I enjoyed that.
Jake

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Aug 1, 2020
In reply to @lioness "Here's one before I go to bed. What is the weakest part of the car The..." + (show)
@lioness

Here's one before I go to bed. What is the weakest part of the car The nut holding the steering wheel

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@lioness
That’s a good one Linda, I am assuming you didn’t have me in mind when you wrote that.
I’ve been driving for five days now not a ticket or an accident yet, who says there’s no such thing as miracles
Jake

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lioness | @lioness | Aug 1, 2020
In reply to @rosemarya "I stole this from a girlfriends facebook page: The oldest computer was owned by Adam and..." + (show)
@rosemarya

I stole this from a girlfriends facebook page:

The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple with a very limited memory.
Just 1 byte and everything crashed!

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@rosemarya that was so cute ROFL

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lioness | @lioness | Aug 1, 2020
In reply to @jakedduck1 "@lioness That’s a good one Linda, I am assuming you didn’t have me in mind when..." + (show)
@jakedduck1

@lioness
That’s a good one Linda, I am assuming you didn’t have me in mind when you wrote that.
I’ve been driving for five days now not a ticket or an accident yet, who says there’s no such thing as miracles
Jake

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@jakedduck No I didn't at least it wasn't on the ticket I don't think I'll look again and yep your right it was YOU sorry Leonard

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