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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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Ellen | @helenfrances | Apr 20, 2020
In reply to @jakedduck1 "I think the next time I go to a restaurant once they open I’m going to..." + (show)
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I think the next time I go to a restaurant once they open I’m going to use this on the hostess and see how she reacts.

I hate it when I go to a restaurant and they ask

”would you like a table”

” No I want the floor”

Jake

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Jake, Carry a floor cushion with you at all times and wear a 😷! You will be seated.

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imallears | @imallears | Apr 20, 2020
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On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident.

The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.

While waiting they began to wonder; could they possibly get married in Heaven?

When St. Peter arrived, they asked him if they could get married in Heaven. St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he left.

The couple sat and waited for an answer... for a couple of months.

While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all? "What if it doesn't work? Are we stuck in Heaven together forever?"

Yet another month passed before St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled.

"Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven."

"Great!" said the couple. "But we were just wondering; what if things don't workout? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground.

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouted. "It took me 3 months to find a priest up here!
Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer?!!!!!!!

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@jakedduck1
LOL That’s a copy and paste one for sure.
FL Mary

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Apr 20, 2020

@imallears
Mary, I’m shocked, such language for a lady.
Jake

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imallears | @imallears | Apr 21, 2020
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@imallears
Mary, I’m shocked, such language for a lady.
Jake

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@jakedduck1
Oh, that means Let's Make An Omelet. I should have said LSMH.

FL Mary

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Apr 30, 2020

I couldn’t agree more with the voice joke
Jake

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Apr 30, 2020

Neither would do me much good,
I need to be put up on the rack for a complete overhaul.
Jake
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Ellen | @helenfrances | Apr 30, 2020
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Neither would do me much good,
I need to be put up on the rack for a complete overhaul.
Jake

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Are you my neighbor, Leonard !!?
I did not think anyone would see me going to my mailbox... so early in the morning.

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Apr 30, 2020
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Are you my neighbor, Leonard !!?
I did not think anyone would see me going to my mailbox... so early in the morning.

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@helenfrances
Hahaha😂
No unfortunately
Jake

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