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How about a laugh, (hopefully)
I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake
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Well, if you think you’re gonna get dementia and start confessin’ to stuff, would you please start listening to music from the 70s? Cause I’d really like to know what you and Billie Joe McAllister threw off the Tallahatchie Bridge? And what really happened in the Hotel California? You could check in any time you like, but did anyone ever leave?
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Don’t drink and derive.
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Apparently, the bar wasn’t set high enough.
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The doctor said, “Settle down. You just have to learn to be a little patient.”
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They just ransomware
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But the day before was a Sadder Day.
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A Cairo-practor.
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The Police have no lead.
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His career was in ruins.
What do you call a detective who accidentally solves all his cases?
Sheer Luck Holmes.
The woman who fell from the cruise ship has been identified.
Her name: Eileen Dover.
What did the parallelogram say when he got on public transit?
“Oh no, I got on the rhombus!”
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5 ReactionsHow does the Moon cut his hair ?
Eclipse it !
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3 ReactionsMy jawline didn't disappear; it just decided to merge with my neck to create a more aerodynamic shape.
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1 Reaction• don’t have wrinkles. I just have a face that is highly textured for extra grip.
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4 ReactionsMy husband asked me why I whisper in the house . . .
I said I was afraid google was listening.
He laughed.
I laughed.
Alexa laughed.
Siri laughed.
The refrigerator laughed.
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6 Reactions@triciaot this is true too … according to some reports/articles I have read recently!
Just told my grandkids I’m older than Google. They think I’m joking.
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4 ReactionsWhy was the cell phone wearing glasses?
Because it lost its contacts.
Why was the computer cold?
It left its Windows open!
How do computer scientists pay for their coffee?
With cache!
My smartphone isn't responding, so I threw it in the ocean...
Now it's syncing!
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4 ReactionsHaPPy HaLLowEEn - Be Safe & Take Care!
"What kind of dog does Dracula own? A blood-hound.
"What is a Vampire's favorite fruit?" A neck-tarine.
"What music do mummies enjoy?" Wrap Music.
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