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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Jake @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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gravity3 | @gravity3 | 3 days ago
In reply to @triciaot "Three guys are stranded on a deserted island when they find a magic lamp buried in..." + (show)
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Three guys are stranded on a deserted island when they find a magic lamp buried in the sand. They rub it, and a genie pops out. The genie says, "I usually grant three wishes, so to be fair, I will grant each of you exactly one wish."
The first guy steps up. "I miss my family so much. I wish I was back home!" Poof, he disappears.
The second guy steps up. "I hate this island. I wish I was sitting on a beach in Hawaii with a cold drink!" Poof, he disappears.
The third guy looks around the empty island, sighs heavily, and says, "Man, it sure got lonely fast. I wish my buddies were back here."

Note: With 556 pages of jokes (congrats y'all) I fear I am repeating earlier posts, or maybe even my own. Mea culpa!

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@triciaot

Something tells me that things are going to get tense on that island!

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zenren14 | @zenren14 | 2 days ago
In reply to @covidstinks2023 "My husband got his identity stolen. The guy who stole it is spending less money. So,..." + (show)
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My husband got his identity stolen. The guy who stole it is spending less money. So, I'm just gonna let it ride!

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@covidstinks2023

He's gotta ticket to ride & he don't care.

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zenren14 | @zenren14 | 2 days ago
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On one of our trips to Israel, we overnighted in the London area at a small town south of Heathrow. It had a large restaurant with these words around the outside: Dining, Dancing, Cavorting. We didn't go there, but I am still curious about cavorting.

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@rollingf
Try Dilly-Dallying

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zenren14 | @zenren14 | 2 days ago
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@triciaot

Something tells me that things are going to get tense on that island!

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@gravity3
Where's Gilligan?

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shmerdloff | @shmerdloff | 2 days ago
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@shmerdloff
Oh, ain't is Lady Go-Diva

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Oh ee ew la la ting tang walla walla bing bang

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eye. I commenced to shakin' and said eww wee it looks like ...

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covidstinks2023 | @covidstinks2023 | 1 day ago

If a woman asks if she looks fat, it is not enough to say "No." You must also act very surprised by the question. Jump backwards if necessary.

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Rubyslippers | @triciaot | 3 hours ago

A guy buys a brand-new fitness tracker to monitor his daily activity. By 9:00 PM on his first day, he checks his wrist and realizes he is still 4,000 steps short of his daily goal.
Too exhausted to go for a walk, he gets a clever idea. He unbuckles the smartwatch, straps it securely to the collar of his hyperactive Golden Retriever, and tosses a tennis ball down the hallway for twenty minutes.
The next morning, he opens his health app to review the data and finds a personalized alert:
"Congratulations! Yesterday you successfully ran 12 miles, chased four squirrels, and burned 3,500 calories. However, our metrics indicate your oxygen levels are dangerously low, likely from spending ten minutes panting under the kitchen table."

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