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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Jake @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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covidstinks2023 | @covidstinks2023 | May 25 9:38am

There were 11 people hanging onto a rope on the underside of a helicopter. 10 men and 1 woman. They decided that 1 person should get off because if they didn't the rope would BREAK and they all would die. They couldn't decided who should go.

Finally the woman gave a really touching speech about how she would give up her life to save the others. Because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children, giving into men and not receiving anything in return.

When she finished speaking all the men clapped.

Never understimate the power of a WOMAN!

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meryw | @meryw | May 25 1:28pm
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There is a new trend in our office; the food in the fridge now has random names on it.

I saw it today, while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin.

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@triciaot
😂

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meryw | @meryw | May 25 1:33pm
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@triciaot I used to mark my stuff: "Not yours".

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A sculpture I made
(All labeled MINE)
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JVS | @lacy2 | May 25 7:07pm

....so funny.... and I did remember a couple of weeks ago I wrote my name on the skin of our last banana in the house, before my spouse got up and ate it !!!

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rashida | @rashida | May 26 12:02am
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The first bottle of Cocoa Cola from 1894 contained 3.5 grams of cocaine. Explains why our parents and grandparents could walk to and from school uphill, both ways, in the snow, barefoot!

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@covidstinks2023 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Rox | @mountain12 | May 26 9:03am
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There were 11 people hanging onto a rope on the underside of a helicopter. 10 men and 1 woman. They decided that 1 person should get off because if they didn't the rope would BREAK and they all would die. They couldn't decided who should go.

Finally the woman gave a really touching speech about how she would give up her life to save the others. Because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children, giving into men and not receiving anything in return.

When she finished speaking all the men clapped.

Never understimate the power of a WOMAN!

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@covidstinks2023
Oh My Goodness that is so funny 😂. You put a smile and chuckle on my morning. Yes us women or should I Ladies are Warriors and we all do any and everything for others! Thank You so very much.
And here’s to You …
Hahaha 😂

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covidstinks2023 | @covidstinks2023 | May 26 10:41pm

I tried the Chinese method of decluttering. If the object you have does not bring you joy....you throw it away. So far I have thrown out all the vegetables, the electric bill, the scale and my treadmill.

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Scott R L | @scottrl | May 26 11:25pm
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I tried the Chinese method of decluttering. If the object you have does not bring you joy....you throw it away. So far I have thrown out all the vegetables, the electric bill, the scale and my treadmill.

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@covidstinks2023 I hope my wife doesn't use that method.
If she does, I better be prepared to be left on the curb on trash day.

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Jake | @jakedduck1 | May 27 5:06am
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I tried the Chinese method of decluttering. If the object you have does not bring you joy....you throw it away. So far I have thrown out all the vegetables, the electric bill, the scale and my treadmill.

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@covidstinks2023
If that's the case everything goes except the TV, recliner, and the five major food groups,
Candy
Cookies
Cakes
Pies
pastry

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covidstinks2023 | @covidstinks2023 | May 27 11:31am
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@covidstinks2023
If that's the case everything goes except the TV, recliner, and the five major food groups,
Candy
Cookies
Cakes
Pies
pastry

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@jakedduck1 That about covers it! LOL.

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