What is the funniest thing a doctor has ever said to you?

Laughing

My oncolgist told me i could keep the paper gown.

“I don’t want you to lose weight. If you fall, you won’t break a hip because you have padding in just the right spots. And I bet your husband likes it.”

@turandot LOL!!

When. I was diagnosed with osteopenia some years ago. I asked my doc at uc davis what is the treatment. He said, don't fall!

@turandot

Funny but mostly Ick.

When I met with my transplant surgeon when I got put on the transplant list, she first told me that there was no treatment for my bile duct condition. then with a smile she said, but we can cure it and the cure is a transplant. She then went on to explain how once the deformed bile duct and damaged liver were removed and replaced the disease would not come back. Looking back, it was funny lead in to explaining the process I was going to undergo.

I was quite nervous during the visit, wondering what the doctor would find.
i tried not to show it but I was, and still am, also very insecure.
To top it; I had to undress.
So, there I sat, on that bench.
Waiting for the conclusion.
He said "May I ask you something?"
I thought this would lead to a diagnosis, so I said "Yes."

He said:
"Are you Gothic?"

I Had No Words.
And no, I just had long dark hair and never belonged to a particular tribe.

“Gotta light?”