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How about a laugh, (hopefully)
I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake
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@kayraymat Yeah, that part makes no sense.
Being Catholic, I know a lot of Catholic jokes that are better than this one.
@scottrl
Oh, do tell me one.
My own joke is: when someone asks me if I will ever go back to being Catholic,
I always say that I will think about it when there is a female Pope.......
So I think I am safe since I am 70+ 🙂
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1 ReactionThis something I heard years ago, and helps me to have the right attitude to life :
Life is but a
Life is but a
Melancholy flower
Melancholy flower,
Life is but a lemon
Life is but a lemon
Cauliflower
Cauliflower
It helps me when I am bogged down worrying about things, and puts things back in perspective.
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A faux pa.
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Batting Practice.
We're all battling to practice.
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Steaming, screaming husband bursts into his home and yells “AGNES! Agnes! Where in hell are you?!”
Agnes sanders in, beer in hand, tipsy,
“What did I say, huh?! What did I tell you?! I said ONE more DUI on you and it’s OVER!! Over!!”
Agnes takes a sip, rolls her eyes, giggles. “That’s not what you said, Herb. You said ‘One more DUI and you’ld blow your brains out. Stop the drama, pulleze.”
“Oh DRAMA IS IT!”, he bellows. “Always the cute one! Arn’t cha’.”
With that Herb opens the closet, takes down a shirt snub nose revolver, points it at the side of his head and cocks the weapon.
By now Agnes is frothing in laughter to the point of tears. Hooting, she points at him and falls backward into a sofa, holding her ribs while she unsuccessfully attempts to control her whooping laughter.
“Funny!!? You think it’s funny?” the trembling husband retorts. “Well how funny is this?! YOU’RE NEXT”.
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