How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 30 12:37am

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Not a Russian Orthodox?

itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 30 12:41am

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How many cavemen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None.

itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 30 1:01am

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Touche, FM!

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itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 30 1:28am

In reply to @shirleyrawlins "I don't know about you, but I don't have any more passwords left in me." + (show)

Try parsing your old ones into pass-letters.

itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 30 1:58am

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If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does a prostitute get?

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Mar 30 10:48am

In reply to @itchyd "Try parsing your old ones into pass-letters." + (show)

any new idea helps. Givie me some examples

itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 30 2:32pm

In reply to @shirleyrawlins "any new idea helps. Givie me some examples" + (show)

For example, if you want your password to be "password" simply break up this cumbersome eight-letter character string into its individual letters and then key them in, one at a time.
Works every time for me.

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Stolen from Louie (who probably borrowed it from Someone Else):

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