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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Jake @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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Jake | @jakedduck1 | Mar 28, 2025
In reply to @scottrl "There was a western on TV the other night, about adventures on a cattle drive. I..." + (show)
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There was a western on TV the other night, about adventures on a cattle drive. I asked my wife if she'd watch it with me. Neither of us had seen it before.

She asked, "Do you think it's any good?"

I replied, "Well, it can't be bad. It has all-steer cast..."

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@scottrl
Well, you get an E for effort Scott but that's about it.
I do appreciate your contribution attempt.
Take care,
Jake

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Mar 28, 2025

I don't know about you, but
I don't have any more passwords
left in me.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 30, 2025
In reply to @mojo244 "What do you call a sleep walking Catholic Nun? A Roman Catholic, A Roman Catholic 😂🤪" + (show)
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What do you call a sleep walking Catholic Nun?

A Roman Catholic, A Roman Catholic 😂🤪

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Not a Russian Orthodox?

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itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 30, 2025
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How many egomaniacs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. The egomaniac holds the light bulb while the world revolves around him.

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How many cavemen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 30, 2025
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It's the same reason that a 1/2 truth plus a 1/2 truth doesn't equal the whole truth.

1/2 truth + 1/2 truth = whole lie

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Touche, FM!

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itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 30, 2025
In reply to @scottrl "There was a western on TV the other night, about adventures on a cattle drive. I..." + (show)
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There was a western on TV the other night, about adventures on a cattle drive. I asked my wife if she'd watch it with me. Neither of us had seen it before.

She asked, "Do you think it's any good?"

I replied, "Well, it can't be bad. It has all-steer cast..."

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Herd it, already, Scott.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 30, 2025
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I don't know about you, but
I don't have any more passwords
left in me.

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Try parsing your old ones into pass-letters.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 30, 2025
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If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? Missile toe.

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If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does a prostitute get?

A trick knee.

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Mar 30, 2025
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Try parsing your old ones into pass-letters.

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any new idea helps. Givie me some examples

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itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 30, 2025
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any new idea helps. Givie me some examples

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For example, if you want your password to be "password" simply break up this cumbersome eight-letter character string into its individual letters and then key them in, one at a time.
Works every time for me.

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