How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 15 9:20am

In reply to @kamama94 "I bought the world`s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it`s terrible." + (show)

When asking someone for Roget's reference, is it proper etiquette to say, "Please hand me the thesaurus." ?

I'm concerned that someone might think I'm stuttering.🤔

itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 15 6:29pm

Dad Joke:

Why did the God of Thunder's son need to stretch his legs?

He was a little Thor.

itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 15 6:43pm

Dad Joke:

I went to the beekeeper to get 12 bees. When I counted them up, he'd given me 13.
I said, "Excuse me sir, but you gave me one extra."

He said, "That's a freebie".

itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 15 6:50pm

Dad Joke:

The other day, I got beaten up by six dwarves.

Not Happy.

itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 15 6:57pm

Dad Joke (a bit of a skivvy skeevy):

Diarrhea's hereditary.

It runs in your genes.

itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 15 8:06pm

In reply to @itchyd "Dad Joke: The other day, I got beaten up by six dwarves. Not Happy." + (show)

BTW, can't explain why one of the seven dwarves appears twice here.
It's a pair o' docs.

itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 16 11:45am

In honor of the funniest guy in baseball who, sadly, just caught the midnight train to the Field of Dreams, a Bob Uecker joke:

" I was once named minor league player of the year. Unfortunately, I'd been paying in the majors for two years at the time."

Ueck managed to parlay a subpar MLB journey (career batting average below the Mendoza line) into a decades-long comedy career and a longtime position in the Milwaukee Brewers broadcast booth. His self-deprecating humor made him one of the most beloved figures in baseball.
Alas, a sad day in Cheeseland.😪

kamama94 | @kamama94 | Jan 18 12:40pm

Think.
Itth what you do when you can't thwim.

frances007 | @frances007 | Jan 18 3:33pm

In reply to @kamama94 "I'm getting to that age when it is considered rude to pull out a bottle of..." + (show)

in reply to @kamama94 You nearly had me spitting my tea all over my laptop with this one! I was reminded of a friend, age 85, who can't seem to keep track of her pain meds, and who often calls me, "Hey can you spare anything? I think the pharmacy is shorting me on pills....." Suffice to say, I do not give handouts and I no longer respond to her text messages, given she never returns my calls. Thanks for the laugh