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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Jake @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Oct 24, 2024

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint. The bartender says, “You come here a lot, do you think you’re an alcoholic? ”The horse replies, “I don’t think I am.” Then the horse disappears.

It's not just a play on what Descartes famously said, “I think, therefore I am,” when the horse answers, "I don't think I am," and therefore ceases to be, it also hints at a terrible (I admit it) pun: Posting what Descartes said first and the conversation at the bar second would be putting Descartes before the horse.

I’m not sorry I posted this. Blame my son, who sent it to me today.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 25, 2024
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@itchy
My apologies I’m colorblind.

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So is justice .... or so I've heard ...🤔

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 25, 2024
In reply to @kamama94 "A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint. The bartender says, “You come here..." + (show)
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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint. The bartender says, “You come here a lot, do you think you’re an alcoholic? ”The horse replies, “I don’t think I am.” Then the horse disappears.

It's not just a play on what Descartes famously said, “I think, therefore I am,” when the horse answers, "I don't think I am," and therefore ceases to be, it also hints at a terrible (I admit it) pun: Posting what Descartes said first and the conversation at the bar second would be putting Descartes before the horse.

I’m not sorry I posted this. Blame my son, who sent it to me today.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says,
"Hey fella, why the long face?"

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 25, 2024
In reply to @kamama94 "A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint. The bartender says, “You come here..." + (show)
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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint. The bartender says, “You come here a lot, do you think you’re an alcoholic? ”The horse replies, “I don’t think I am.” Then the horse disappears.

It's not just a play on what Descartes famously said, “I think, therefore I am,” when the horse answers, "I don't think I am," and therefore ceases to be, it also hints at a terrible (I admit it) pun: Posting what Descartes said first and the conversation at the bar second would be putting Descartes before the horse.

I’m not sorry I posted this. Blame my son, who sent it to me today.

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Blame the son?

Well, at least you're not blaming Someone Else again!

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 25, 2024
In reply to @kamama94 "A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint. The bartender says, “You come here..." + (show)
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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint. The bartender says, “You come here a lot, do you think you’re an alcoholic? ”The horse replies, “I don’t think I am.” Then the horse disappears.

It's not just a play on what Descartes famously said, “I think, therefore I am,” when the horse answers, "I don't think I am," and therefore ceases to be, it also hints at a terrible (I admit it) pun: Posting what Descartes said first and the conversation at the bar second would be putting Descartes before the horse.

I’m not sorry I posted this. Blame my son, who sent it to me today.

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Horse jokes, Scott!

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 25, 2024
In reply to @kamama94 "Some can't let go of the past. . . Debt collectors come to mind." + (show)
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Some can't let go of the past. . .
Debt collectors come to mind.

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My wife falls squarely into this camp ....
She has thousands of pictures of Mr. Depp.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 25, 2024
In reply to @kamama94 "A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint. The bartender says, “You come here..." + (show)
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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint. The bartender says, “You come here a lot, do you think you’re an alcoholic? ”The horse replies, “I don’t think I am.” Then the horse disappears.

It's not just a play on what Descartes famously said, “I think, therefore I am,” when the horse answers, "I don't think I am," and therefore ceases to be, it also hints at a terrible (I admit it) pun: Posting what Descartes said first and the conversation at the bar second would be putting Descartes before the horse.

I’m not sorry I posted this. Blame my son, who sent it to me today.

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But after drinking to excess, the horse reappears and says,
"I stink, therefore I am."

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captboat | @captboat | Oct 25, 2024
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So is justice .... or so I've heard ...🤔

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@itchyd
Hearing is for those who have ears…and to hear the wonderful words of God.

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Oct 26, 2024

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat?"

The librarian replies, "That rings a bell but I'm not sure if it's here or not."

Once again, my son's to blame. Itchy, he's aka Something Else!

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 26, 2024
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A man walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat?"

The librarian replies, "That rings a bell but I'm not sure if it's here or not."

Once again, my son's to blame. Itchy, he's aka Something Else!

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Intuitively obvious to the most casual (quantum) observer, my dear kamama.

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