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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 14 5:38pm
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@captboat

@kamama94, @itchyd
I worked at the Main Post Office in Washington, D.C.
Now it is called the Postal Museum, my son asked “dose that make you a relic?”

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Question for a former USPS employee:

Isn't a relic a stamp that didn't stick on the 1st try?

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captboat | @captboat | Oct 14 5:52pm
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@itchyd

Question for a former USPS employee:

Isn't a relic a stamp that didn't stick on the 1st try?

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@itchyd
I believe your answer is correct if you are using the
new generation dictionary.
That’s the same one that says “pay comes before work.”

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 14 6:22pm
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@captboat

@itchyd
I believe your answer is correct if you are using the
new generation dictionary.
That’s the same one that says “pay comes before work.”

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Well, Im pretty sure that "pay" comes before "work" in all dictionaries!

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captboat | @captboat | Oct 14 7:33pm
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@itchyd

Well, Im pretty sure that "pay" comes before "work" in all dictionaries!

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@itchyd
I surrender you caught trip’n!!! Good job.👍🏾

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joaf37 | @joaf37 | Oct 14 8:25pm
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@kamama94

I started my healthier eating plan today. I blew the powdered sugar off my donut.

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You are such a classic!

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Judyinjeans. | @judyingenes | Oct 16 9:43am

TIME FOR SOME HALLOWEEN JOKES?

**Why don't mummies take time off?
They're afraid to unwind.

**Why are ghosts such bad liars?
You can see right through them.

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Oct 18 2:53pm

Might wake up early and go running but I also might win the lottery, the odds are about the same. (Louie)

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Judyinjeans. | @judyingenes | Oct 19 8:43am

More Halloween:

How does a witch know the best time to go trick or treating?
She checks her witch watch.

What do you call two witches trick or treating together?
Broommates

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sisyphus | @sisyphus | Oct 19 1:23pm

Trick'n tweet on X
the witches need no axes
dripping with red blood

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Oct 19 5:11pm

At my age I really don't sleep much, it's more like a nap between bathroom breaks/

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