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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Oct 11 4:16am
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@itchyd

In computer control circles, the engineers who have to implement software that contains bugs sometimes have to explain to the software developers (vendors) that their perfect software isn't so perfect. The vendors sometimes try to convince the guy's using their stuff that a faulty algorithm isn't really a bug but rather a feature of their product.

So, us field engineers who have to figure out workarounds to the "features" to make our applications work sometimes sarcastically say "Remember, that code you needed to rewrite wasn't a bug ... it was a feature!"

Very few control software packages that I worked with from a vendor were perfect out of the box ... so that's one reason why field engineers get paid.

By your leave, Captain!

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"I can't do that, Dave." -Hal

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 11 8:07am
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@captboat

Retired
(adjective. re tired)
I do what I want, when I want.
see also:Not my problem anymore!

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Amen, brother!

Amen!

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 11 8:11am
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@itchyd

Amen, brother!

Amen!

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Retired (Verb. Re tyred)
My steel belted radials really do have steel in them ... I know, I can see it ... so I now need to get my jalopy retired.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 11 8:15am
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@kamama94

"I can't do that, Dave." -Hal

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Yes, kamama!
YES!
Exactly!

The guys in Urbana, IL who programmed the HAL9000 computer are the quintessential feature creatures.

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Oct 13 3:35pm

I stay out of antique shops. I'm so old I'm afraid they'll sell me.

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Oct 13 3:40pm

I started my healthier eating plan today. I blew the powdered sugar off my donut.

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Oct 13 7:16pm
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@kamama94

I started my healthier eating plan today. I blew the powdered sugar off my donut.

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@kamama94
It sounds like you're taking your new healthy eating plan to the extreme.
Jake

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 14 8:15am
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@kamama94

I stay out of antique shops. I'm so old I'm afraid they'll sell me.

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I own an antique shop.

It's called my body.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 14 8:21am
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@kamama94

I started my healthier eating plan today. I blew the powdered sugar off my donut.

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I tried that trick, too ... but I kept blowing it into my hot chocolate.

Oh well ... easy come, easy go!

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captboat | @captboat | Oct 14 10:04am
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@itchyd

I own an antique shop.

It's called my body.

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@kamama94, @itchyd
I worked at the Main Post Office in Washington, D.C.
Now it is called the Postal Museum, my son asked “dose that make you a relic?”

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