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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Jake @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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itchyd | @itchyd | Nov 8, 2024
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?"

Thank you, you’ve been a beautiful audience! lol

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Come to think of it, I can't remember the last time I saw Ronald McDonald....

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itchyd | @itchyd | Nov 8, 2024
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?"

Thank you, you’ve been a beautiful audience! lol

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Two cannibals are eating Abe Vigoda and one says to the other, "Hmm, tastes like Fish".

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itchyd | @itchyd | Nov 8, 2024
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Two cannibals are at dinner. One cannibal says " I reeeeeeally hate my mother in law." The other cannibal says "that's okay, just eat the rice."

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Was it Anne or Jerry?

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itchyd | @itchyd | Nov 8, 2024
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I thought I'd be trendy and try one of those alternative milks. I don't know what a magnesia is but it made my corn flakes taste horrible.

-borrowed from Louie, who also is Something Else!

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Milked that joke for all it's worth!

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itchyd | @itchyd | Nov 8, 2024
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?"

Thank you, you’ve been a beautiful audience! lol

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Two cannibals are eating Marcel Marceau. One turns to the other and says, "I'm trying to think of what this tastes like, but the words escape me."

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Nov 8, 2024
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Two cannibals are eating Marcel Marceau. One turns to the other and says, "I'm trying to think of what this tastes like, but the words escape me."

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ROFL! Great one, @itchyd !

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my44 | @my44 | Nov 8, 2024
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Come to think of it, I can't remember the last time I saw Ronald McDonald....

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@itchyd
Come to think of it...neither have I. 🤔

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my44 | @my44 | Nov 8, 2024
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Two cannibals are eating Marcel Marceau. One turns to the other and says, "I'm trying to think of what this tastes like, but the words escape me."

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@itchyd @soarus57
Where did this fascination with cannibals come from?
I try to stay away from cannibals...I already find myself in hot water enough!!!

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itchyd | @itchyd | Nov 9, 2024
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@itchyd @soarus57
Where did this fascination with cannibals come from?
I try to stay away from cannibals...I already find myself in hot water enough!!!

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Cannibal Story:

Most folks are familiar with the term " Debbie Downer" (used to describe a party pooper), but very few realize its historical origin.

In 1846, the pioneering Donner-Reed party was trapped for four months by a snowstorm in California's Sierra Nevada mountains and resorted to cannibalism to survive. One of the young victims, Debbie, was the daughter of expedition co-leader, George Donner and the understandably glum survivors who consumed her remains became known as Debbie downers.

True story.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Nov 9, 2024
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@itchyd @soarus57
Where did this fascination with cannibals come from?
I try to stay away from cannibals...I already find myself in hot water enough!!!

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Dear my44:

When you find yourself in hot water, add a splash of extra virgin olive oil and some fresh veggies and the cannibals will be very grateful.

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