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How about a laugh, (hopefully)
I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake
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Okay, you guys are getting too close to describing all of my earned faults…and I’ll be 81 next month!
(Beauty knows no pain)
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5 ReactionsTold by President Regan.
Remember me as you pass by
For as you are, so once was I
And as I am you to will be
So be content to follow me
The President said, this had proven to be just a little too much for some Irishman who scratched in the stone underneath,
To follow you I am content,
I wish I knew which way you went.
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5 ReactionsA blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"!
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - given that you are blind - that you should know five things:
First - The bartender is a blonde girl.
Second - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
Third - I'm a 6 feet tall, 120 kg blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
Fourth - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter, and
Fifth - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell a Blonde joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,
"Nah...Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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9 ReactionsJust remember Herr Kapitan: They're features, not bugs!
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1 ReactionNo comment.
😀😃😄😁😆😅🤣😂
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3 Reactions@itchyd
In business I learned the difference between features and benefits…bugs was never an option, I’m confused??
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1 ReactionRetired
(adjective. re tired)
I do what I want, when I want.
see also:Not my problem anymore!
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4 ReactionsIn computer control circles, the engineers who have to implement software that contains bugs sometimes have to explain to the software developers (vendors) that their perfect software isn't so perfect. The vendors sometimes try to convince the guy's using their stuff that a faulty algorithm isn't really a bug but rather a feature of their product.
So, us field engineers who have to figure out workarounds to the "features" to make our applications work sometimes sarcastically say "Remember, that code you needed to rewrite wasn't a bug ... it was a feature!"
Very few control software packages that I worked with from a vendor were perfect out of the box ... so that's one reason why field engineers get paid.
By your leave, Captain!
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1 ReactionI answered your question about bugs/features but, for some reason, it ended up as a separate post, rather than being attached to your question. Either an operator error on my part (highly likely) or it's a new "feature" of Mayo's coders (doubtful).
Anyway, my response is floating around here somewhere, Captain.
@itchyd
I believe you!