How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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This is a dirty joke:

A little old lady went to a grocery store and picked up 2 cans of cat food but when she got to the checkout counter the cashier said, “I can’t sell you the cat food unless you can prove you have a cat because some older people buy this for themselves since it’s cheap.” So the little old lady went home in a huff then came back the next day with her cat and said, “See, I have a cat!” The cashier sold her the cat food.

A week later the same little old lady went to the store and got 2 cans of dog food but the cashier said, “I can’t sell you dog food unless you prove you have a dog since some older people buy this for themselves because it’s cheap.” Again, the little old lady went home in a huff but came back the next day with her dog and said, “See, I have a dog!” The cashier sold her the dog food.

The following week the same little old lady went back to the store carrying a small box with a hole in the lid. "Stick your finger in that hole then show me your finger and tell me what’s on it," the little old lady told the cashier. “Eww,” said the cashier, “it’s poop!” The little old lady smirked and told the cashier, “Now you have proof that I need to buy toilet paper!"

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What is a myth about your country that is untrue?

Romanian: "That we have vampires. I've lived here for 700 years and have never seen one."

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I love working out!
Today I did abs. . . .
olutely nothing.

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@shirleyrawlins

I love working out!
Today I did abs. . . .
olutely nothing.

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Same here!

Followed by a nice brisk nap.

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Confidence is going after Moby Dick in a rowboat and taking tartar sauce with you. —
Zig Zigler

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@captboat

Confidence is going after Moby Dick in a rowboat and taking tartar sauce with you. —
Zig Zigler

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....And the Moby Dick said: Man O man, Can't believe My Treat with sauce today.

Oh, hell, whoever said, paradise on earth forgot to add: But you outta look from the Right Side!

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@tim1028

What is a myth about your country that is untrue?

Romanian: "That we have vampires. I've lived here for 700 years and have never seen one."

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Maybe you just have vampire bats there.

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@tim1028

What is a myth about your country that is untrue?

Romanian: "That we have vampires. I've lived here for 700 years and have never seen one."

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Maybe he should have practiced a bit of reflection before making that statement .... Oh, wait. ... nevermind.

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@tim1028

What is a myth about your country that is untrue?

Romanian: "That we have vampires. I've lived here for 700 years and have never seen one."

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I've heard Romania has so many vampires that they've lost Counts.

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@captboat

Confidence is going after Moby Dick in a rowboat and taking tartar sauce with you. —
Zig Zigler

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When Moby took Ahab's whaleboat for a Nantucket sleigh ride, Capn' made sure he Stubb-ed his tow.

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