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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Jul 5 9:36pm

So sorry to have to admit that I have no idea what this is saying.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 5 9:57pm
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@scottrl

That, or recursive definitions.

Claret: Red wine, the color of garnets.

Garnet: Mineral, the color of claret.

[Gee, thanks a lot.]

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During the rental car scene in "Planes, Trains and Automobiles", Steve Martin drops the
"F" bomb 18 times in less than 2 minutes. Now, that's recursive!

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 5 10:11pm
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@shirleyrawlins

So sorry to have to admit that I have no idea what this is saying.

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No need for sorrow, Shirley.

This doesnt know what hes saying, either.

And that's the truth!

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 5 11:35pm
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@shirleyrawlins

So sorry to have to admit that I have no idea what this is saying.

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Shirley: I was referring to an old song sung on a skit in the comedy show
"Hee Haw", back in the late 60s or early 70s.

"Where, oh where, are you tonight ... why did you leave me here all alone ... I searched the world over and I thought I found true love .. but you met another, and Pffffftt!, you were gone."

They'd finish the song with that Pffffttt raspberry and the audience would crack up.

Admittedly, a bit of a stretch from the prevailing subject ... just popped into my mind. Hope you weren't offended!

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John, Volunteer Mentor | @johnbishop | Jul 6 7:58am

Thinking of you Jake when I saw this... 😂

Where do bad rainbows go?
To prism. It's a light sentence but gives them time to reflect.

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Jul 6 11:46am
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@itchyd

Shirley: I was referring to an old song sung on a skit in the comedy show
"Hee Haw", back in the late 60s or early 70s.

"Where, oh where, are you tonight ... why did you leave me here all alone ... I searched the world over and I thought I found true love .. but you met another, and Pffffftt!, you were gone."

They'd finish the song with that Pffffttt raspberry and the audience would crack up.

Admittedly, a bit of a stretch from the prevailing subject ... just popped into my mind. Hope you weren't offended!

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Heavens no! Just mystified:-)

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Jul 6 11:46am
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@johnbishop

Thinking of you Jake when I saw this... 😂

Where do bad rainbows go?
To prism. It's a light sentence but gives them time to reflect.

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I love this and will pass it on.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 6 12:30pm
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@shirleyrawlins

I love this and will pass it on.

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I did hard time there with Roy G. Biv.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 6 12:40pm
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@johnbishop

Thinking of you Jake when I saw this... 😂

Where do bad rainbows go?
To prism. It's a light sentence but gives them time to reflect.

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Everybody got parole, except for Dracula .... they said he didn't reflect enough to warrant an early release.

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captboat | @captboat | Jul 6 1:55pm
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@itchyd

Shirley: I was referring to an old song sung on a skit in the comedy show
"Hee Haw", back in the late 60s or early 70s.

"Where, oh where, are you tonight ... why did you leave me here all alone ... I searched the world over and I thought I found true love .. but you met another, and Pffffftt!, you were gone."

They'd finish the song with that Pffffttt raspberry and the audience would crack up.

Admittedly, a bit of a stretch from the prevailing subject ... just popped into my mind. Hope you weren't offended!

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@itchyd
If you sing country and western music backwards, you get your wife back, you get your house back, you get your call back…

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