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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Jake @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 1, 2024
In reply to @kamama94 "I accidentally got ketchup in my eye. Now I have Heinzsight." + (show)
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I accidentally got ketchup in my eye. Now I have Heinzsight.

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Kinda doubt your Heinzsight's 20/20, kamama.

Nathan's prefers another brand of catsup for their famous contest. That's why every entrant has a dog in the Hunts.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 1, 2024
In reply to @kamama94 "Thanks, blessings to you as well. In the interest of transparency, however, I must admit I..." + (show)
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Thanks, blessings to you as well. In the interest of transparency, however, I must admit I stole - er, ah, I mean borrowed - this from an internet friend. < blushes>

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The judge grew tired of Caspar as a witness after the friendly ghost insisted on starting every one of his answers with, "Well, to be completely transparent ...."
But the audience laughed every time.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 1, 2024
In reply to @kamama94 "I believe in the here after. Every time I go to the kitchen I wonder what..." + (show)
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I believe in the here after. Every time I go to the kitchen I wonder what I'm here after.

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After being in the front row at an AC/DC concert, I no longer believe in the hear after.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 1, 2024
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I believe in the here after. Every time I go to the kitchen I wonder what I'm here after.

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I can no longer offer my consolation to those who have trouble with homophones.

I simply have no
"There, there", for there, their and they're.

Thare. I said it!

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 1, 2024
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I've had to stretch dollars so thin these days I think I can see George Washington's underwear.

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When Washington crossed the Delaware, his underwear became wash'n wear.

I tend to look down my nose at underwear humor. I feel it's generally beneath other clothing jokes.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 1, 2024

A lot of people swear by Speedo as their choice of beachwear.

But, I don't think they're all they're cracked up to be.

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graz10 | @graz10 | Jul 1, 2024
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I loved this. You are hilarious. Blessings to you lady!

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Like this joke! Good way to start my day, with a 😃

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 1, 2024
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@imallears
Is there no way I can escape the horrors of cooking?
Jake

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Yes.

Just don't eat at Taco Bell.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 1, 2024
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You know you're old when you're entering your birth year online and you have to spin that thing like you're on Wheel Of Fortune.

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Have you read that book about how they get rid of all the unused consonants on Wheel of Fortune?

It's called "The Bonfire of the Vanna "T"s".

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 1, 2024
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Have you read that book about how they get rid of all the unused consonants on Wheel of Fortune?

It's called "The Bonfire of the Vanna "T"s".

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Of course, before they can burn them, Vanna has to do a strip "T"s (which I'm definitely interested in helping her out with).

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