How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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If Celine Dion sang just the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonald’s Farm.

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Flat-earthers have nothing to fear but sphere itself.

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@shirleyrawlins

You'd better already have one.

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That was the gist of the joke ....

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@tim1028

If Celine Dion sang just the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonald’s Farm.

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Close, but no cigar ....

Old McDonald's refrain ...

Still, that's pretty smooth Celine, on your part, compadre!

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@tim1028

Flat-earthers have nothing to fear but sphere itself.

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I very briefly belonged to a skydiving club with a poor safety record:

"The Splat Earthers".

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@tim1028

If Celine Dion sang just the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonald’s Farm.

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Celine Dion wanted to join Salt & Pepa, but they said she'd have to change her first name, slightly.

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@tim1028

If Celine Dion sang just the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonald’s Farm.

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A disconsonant version of that song, I think.

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@scottrl

I don't worry about it.

I mean, what are the odds there'd be *two* serial killers in my bathroom at the same time?

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When I was a kid, I had a friend named Bruce who would eat an entire box of Lucky Charms in one sitting. We nicknamed him "The Cereal Killer".

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@tim1028

If Celine Dion sang just the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonald’s Farm.

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Can't remember who told it, but one of my favorite jokes from this gang:

"My Aunt Iris is 80% Irish"

BTW, I had two Aunts named Iris, who never saw eye-to-eye on anything.

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@scottrl

I don't worry about it.

I mean, what are the odds there'd be *two* serial killers in my bathroom at the same time?

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The odds of that are zero. The evens, on the other hand, is a different story ...

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