How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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itchyd | @itchyd | May 5 7:37am

In reply to @verol65 "Read in another group. What did one toilet say to the other??? You looked flushed!!!" + (show)

The toilet had been plugged up for so long that it's users' hopes we're plunging.

Scott R L | @scottrl | May 5 8:53am

It's that time of year...

itchyd | @itchyd | May 5 3:50pm

In reply to @scottrl "It's that time of year..." + (show)

My wife told me to wish everybody a Happy Cinco.

I said, "But what about de Mayo?"

She said, "Hold it."

kamama94 | @kamama94 | May 6 11:11am

In reply to @itchyd "To be told, "The Earth was created in just 7 days, or only one week!", is..." + (show)

Excellent!

Scott R L | @scottrl | May 6 11:34am

One of my favorite comedians has always been Henny Youngman.

Probably forgotten now, he was known as "King of the One-Liners" -- typified by his most famous joke:
"Take my wife, please."

One of my favorite jokes of his:
Guy comes up to me on the street and says, "Hey buddy, you seen a cop?"
I say No, he says, "Stick 'em up!"

Anyway, I met him when I was about 16 (that's like 50 years ago). He was waiting for a flight at O'Hare Airport. We had a quick conversation, he gave me his autograph, and of course he worked in a few jokes, including this one:
"When I was born, I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother."

One of the all-time greats.

itchyd | @itchyd | May 6 2:47pm

In reply to @scottrl "It's that time of year..." + (show)

Little known ( and partly true) story about Cinco de Mayo:

After Mexican General Ignacio Zaragoza ousted the occupying French forces from Puebla, the city was renamed "Puebla de Zaragosa" in his honor. But, not without the reservations of many of its denizens who were, in fact, French sympathizers. After much debate and discussion, the opposing factions reluctantly capitulated and, at the renaming ceremony, the leader of the resistance made this now-famous statement:

"Oh well, Zaragoza neighborhood."