How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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itchyd | @itchyd | Apr 8 9:23am

In reply to @tim1028 "A friend mailed a joke to me. It took me a few days to get it." + (show)

You were just suffering from jest lag.

sisyphus | @sisyphus | Apr 9 1:27am

When our lips parted in awe today in the afternoon, we got AwecLipse

(Just cleared with Zeus, the sun god, who said, ok 2 otta ten most)

itchyd | @itchyd | Apr 9 7:25am

In reply to @sisyphus "When our lips parted in awe today in the afternoon, we got AwecLipse (Just cleared with..." + (show)

When my wife saw what was happening to the sun, she let out a scream.

She had eek lips.

itchyd | @itchyd | Apr 9 7:33am

In reply to @kensiejames "😂😅😂" + (show)

I had to tap on the cartoon to see the caption ..... funny!

samcal9977zz | @samcal9977zz | Apr 9 7:39am

What did the snail say, when he hitched a ride on the tortoise?

Answer: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

nathandavid | @nathandavid | Apr 10 8:26am

In with you Jake. I try to find laughter everyday if my life. Sometimes we have to create our funny times and not take things too seriously.

itchyd | @itchyd | Apr 10 11:56am

In reply to @samcal9977zz "What did the snail say, when he hitched a ride on the tortoise? Answer: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" + (show)

Looks like that escargot's .... escar-gone.

nathandavid | @nathandavid | Apr 10 1:49pm

Jake, I am Cuban by birth and was raised around Cubans and other Hispanics and Caribbean folks and I’ve learned from a lot of them to create our funny things even if annoys someone just a little. Cubans are excellent at that but never hurtful and we all kinda take things in stride anyway. My Father was serious but Mom and her family never stopped laughing. Jamaicans tend to be the same and funny things to laugh at.

Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Apr 10 8:29pm

@nathandavid
I think some people are determined to get insulted.
I just like finding the humor in a joke. Even Epilepsy (which I have) jokes.

What do you do when an Epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty clothes.

I posted the following joke on a neighborhood website and got all sorts of flack,

When I see lovers initials carved into a tree, I don't think it's cute. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knive on a date.

Here's another joke I like,

A lady went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist, for some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to kill my husband." The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now. That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
Take care,
Jake