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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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barbthemac | @barbthemac | Feb 27 10:25pm
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@frances007

I know a man who is hard of hearing (HOH) who has the grip of a trapeze artist. Naturally, he hangs on to every word.

Another man who was HOH, wanting to overhear his neighbors, quietly climbed up on their roof. He got too close to the edge and fell off, and that's how the term eavesdropping originated.

My answering machine has adjusted itself to my hearing problem. After you leave a message, it says, "Would you mind repeating that?"

If you want to find out what it means to "make a mountain out of a molehill," try telling a joke to a person who is hard of hearing.

Yes everyone, I saw my audiologist yesterday and she had a book full of these puns that I wanted to share.

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Brilliant!

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itchyd | @itchyd | Feb 28 8:11am
In reply to @scottrl "I'm thinking of checking out that website where people show off their prize potatoes: YouTuber. There's..." + (show)
@scottrl

I'm thinking of checking out that website where people show off their prize potatoes:

YouTuber.

There's a section for small entries: Tater Tots.

I hear somebody took some of the best photos and made a collage. Or as they call it, a mashup.

[Okay, you're primed. Let's see some more.]

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I went and forgot all my potato jokes, Ore Ida told 'em.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Feb 28 8:31am
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@barbthemac

Brilliant!

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I went bald long ago, and now am HOH (hard of hairing).

I'm an amateur icthyologist. So, yes, I have HOH (heard of herring).

The economy's booming and businesses are experiencing a HOH ( horde of hiring).

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itchyd | @itchyd | Feb 28 8:37am
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@barbthemac

Jokes, real live jokes. With the new cultural norms, jokes have been tossed out the window and you folks have some. I love jokes and I wanted to share one with a friend who is in a downer with her bipolar and I didn’t know a single one!
Thanks 🙏

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I don't know a single one, either.

All of my jokes are marriage jokes.

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barbthemac | @barbthemac | Feb 28 8:39am
In reply to @itchyd "I went bald long ago, and now am HOH (hard of hairing). I'm an amateur icthyologist...." + (show)
@itchyd

I went bald long ago, and now am HOH (hard of hairing).

I'm an amateur icthyologist. So, yes, I have HOH (heard of herring).

The economy's booming and businesses are experiencing a HOH ( horde of hiring).

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I liked the fish joke the best although, the herring was a bit fishy

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barbthemac | @barbthemac | Feb 28 8:42am
In reply to @scottrl "I'm thinking of checking out that website where people show off their prize potatoes: YouTuber. There's..." + (show)
@scottrl

I'm thinking of checking out that website where people show off their prize potatoes:

YouTuber.

There's a section for small entries: Tater Tots.

I hear somebody took some of the best photos and made a collage. Or as they call it, a mashup.

[Okay, you're primed. Let's see some more.]

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YouTubers and gator tots were great. I need to think of a joke to contribute. To be continued…

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barbthemac | @barbthemac | Feb 28 8:45am
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@itchyd

I don't know a single one, either.

All of my jokes are marriage jokes.

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Oh dear, I was married twice and I don’t know a single joke about marriage with either of them but there has to be

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barbthemac | @barbthemac | Feb 28 8:53am
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@itchyd

What folk song do IT workers like best?

This LAN is your LAN.

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These are so clever

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Feb 28 9:04am

@barbthemac
I like this joke,

1. A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now. That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

Jake

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itchyd | @itchyd | Feb 28 9:05am

Old automotive engineering pun:

When the Wankel engine was praised by the piston engine, it wanted to return the compliment, but found it hard to reciprocate.

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