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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Jan 31 10:51pm

In high school, I was so excited about being a senior.
I'm not too excited now.

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Scott R L | @scottrl | Jan 31 10:58pm

Many years ago, my girlfriend at the time and I were having argument.

"You're the most [messed] up person I know!" she said.

I shot back, "If I'm the most [messed] up person you know, then you don't know *nearly* enough people!"

That relationship didn't end well.

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agedp | @agedp | Jan 31 11:26pm

Thanks for understanding. I should have said "I am tired of DUMB blond jokes"--most of them suggest blonds are dumb. GRRR

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itchyd | @itchyd | Feb 1 7:25am

Jack and Jill went up the hill,

and came back really late ...

Now there are all kinds of nasty rumors swirling that they did something beyond the pail ....

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itchyd | @itchyd | Feb 1 7:34am

It's way past time for a new car.

I'm still driving my old Rolls & Canardly ..

It rolls down one hill and canardly make it up the next

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seabright2001 | @seabright2001 | Feb 1 7:39am
In reply to @agedp "Thanks for understanding. I should have said "I am tired of DUMB blond jokes"--most of them..." + (show)
@agedp

Thanks for understanding. I should have said "I am tired of DUMB blond jokes"--most of them suggest blonds are dumb. GRRR

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I like Dolly Parton’s attitude on dumb blonde jokes. She said they don’t bother her because she knows she isn’t dumb and she knows she isn’t blonde.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Feb 1 7:59am
In reply to @shirleyrawlins "In high school, I was so excited about being a senior. I'm not too excited now." + (show)
@shirleyrawlins

In high school, I was so excited about being a senior.
I'm not too excited now.

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As a kid, my jokes were always less sophisticated my peers'.

Even by the time I got to junior year in high school my humor was just plain sophomoric.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Feb 1 8:00am
In reply to @seabright2001 "I like Dolly Parton’s attitude on dumb blonde jokes. She said they don’t bother her because..." + (show)
@seabright2001

I like Dolly Parton’s attitude on dumb blonde jokes. She said they don’t bother her because she knows she isn’t dumb and she knows she isn’t blonde.

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No comment.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Feb 1 9:23am
In reply to @colleenyoung "To get us back to humor, here are a few groaners. What do a tick and..." + (show)
@colleenyoung

To get us back to humor, here are a few groaners.

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They're both Paris sites.

How does dry skin affect you at work?
You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it.

What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.

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Then, the beach replied to the ocean, "I bid you good tidings! Can you give me an update on current events?"

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itchyd | @itchyd | Feb 1 9:36am

To get the most out of your time at a pasta convention, it's helpful to be able to speak the linguine Franca....

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