What’s your funny favorite saying for tough times?

Life sucks then you die.

I have said that my entire adult life. It usually gets other people to sit up and stop whining. It makes me smile. It's true too. Life is hard and we have to do a lot of things we rather not do and that can suck.

@methel
Here are some light-hearted and funny sayings that can help bring a smile during difficult times:
"When life gives you lemons, just add vodka!"
"I’m on the patch right now. It’s a chocolate patch."
"If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you."
"I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right."
"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth!"
"I told my therapist about my procrastination issues. We’ll talk about it next week."
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."
"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito."
"I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode."
"Sometimes you just have to put on your big girl/boy pants and get over it. But first, let me have a snack."
These sayings can serve as a reminder to find humor even in tough situations, helping to lighten the mood and provide a little perspective.

@methel
Here are some others:
"I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places!"
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!"
"If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you!"
"I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure that laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have a broken leg, then you might need a doctor."
"My family is like a software update. Whenever I see them, I think, 'Not now!'"
"I’m in shape. Round is a shape, right?"
"I’ve decided I’m not old. I’m 25 plus shipping and handling!"
"If you think you’re too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito!"
"I’m on a new diet. I only eat food that starts with the letter 'C'—cookies, cake, and chocolate!"
"They say laughter is the best medicine, but if you’re laughing for no reason, you might need medicine!"

This too shall pass. Like a kidney stone. Slowly and painfully.

Laughter is the best medicine, it sure beats the other crap they have me taking!

“Courage, Camille”. That’s what my mother used to say to me for encouragement and now I say to myself and to one of my friends. I often wondered where that phrase originated as I’ve heard it used in other scenarios. It most likely originated with Alexandre Dumas in his novel, The Lady of the Camillias”. There were many films over the years based on this novel so perhaps it originated in one of the films? I don’t know but it sure reminds me of my mother.

Laughter & Courage seem to help me.
I also say, "I'm afraid to say whats next, because it might be worse..."
with a laugh of course..... 🙂

WHERE DO YOU GET A CHOCOLATE PATCH???? !!!!! 🙂 K

There is always worse, be thankful this isn't that.

Mahatma Ghandi had a long quote but the closing goes like this. Our thoughts and actio s create our destiny