How about a laugh, (hopefully)

My therapist told me to write letters to the people who had wronged me then throw them in the fire.

I said ok but what should I do with the letters?

Have you missed the Else peeps?

Now it's Somebody Else's turn. And Anybody Else's turn. Who Else has a joke to post?

My 4th Dad Joke aired on my local Fox TV station this past Friday.

I don't have a link to the broadcast, but here's the video I submitted.

It may be that your soul purpose in life is to served as a warning.

Hmm .. But can he still get up off the floor when he is done?

Free advice is the kind that cost you nothing unless you act on it.

I’m 81 (82 in November)
I’m rehabbing from my second TKR July 30, 2025 (1st one January 22, 2025)
People keep asking “hiya’ doin’?
My answer:
It DEPENDS!

I had a mind once but I kept giving people a piece of it and now it's all gone.

One dark night in Dublin, a fire started inside the local chemical plant. In the blink of an eye, it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around. When the firefighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fireman in charge and said, "All our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved. I will give $50,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact." But the roaring flames held the firefighters off.

Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was now $100,000 to the fire station who could bring out the company's secret files. But still, the firefighters could not get through.

From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the nearby rural township volunteer fire brigade, composed mainly of old men over 65. To everyone's amazement, that little run-down fire engine roared right past all the newer sleek engines that were parked outside the plant. Without even slowing down it drove straight into the middle of the inferno.

Outside, the other firemen watched as the old timers jumped off right in the middle of the fire and fought it back on all sides. It was a performance and effort never seen before. Within a short time, the old timers had extinguished the fire and had saved the secret formulas.

The grateful chemical company president announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000 and walked over to personally thank each of the brave firefighters.
The local TV station caught the thank you on film and asked the chief, "What are you going to do with all that money?"

"Well," said Paddy, the 70-year-old fire chief, "the first thing we're gonna do is fix the brakes on that bloody fire truck."

The Devil whispered in my ear, “you’re not strong enough to withstand the storm.”
I whispered back, “Hush up, fool – at least I didn’t lose my golden fiddle to some hillbilly in Georgia.”