How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

The constipated philosopher

Immanuel Kant

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@lagrange5, Granted I'm slow but is the point that the philosopher can't manage to share his worthwhile wisdom with his followers??? grins!

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@fiesty76

@lagrange5, Granted I'm slow but is the point that the philosopher can't manage to share his worthwhile wisdom with his followers??? grins!

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Being constipated, what do you think it is that he can’t do?

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@maryhelen

That was a laugh out-loud joke at the end – how cute. (I have a little Irish blood)

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@maryhelen
Hello Mary,
I thought so too. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

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@fiesty76

@lagrange5, Granted I'm slow but is the point that the philosopher can't manage to share his worthwhile wisdom with his followers??? grins!

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@fiesty76, I still think that you have the spirit of 76.

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@lagrange5

Being constipated, what do you think it is that he can’t do?

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@lagrange5, Welllllllll, I got that part ….buttt wouldn't that same difficulty apply to us just "regular" no pun intended, morsels too???? jus' askin'. Please keep your jokes and humor coming. We all need more smiles and giggles now.

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Ah, shucks, @lagrange5, if we could harness the "spirit of the 76ers" to bring more unity to our troubled world it would be a fine thing indeed, yes????

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The first oral contraceptive:

“No.”

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Most excellent-thanks

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@lagrange5
Hey buddy or buddette,
Are you familiar with the K.I.S.S. theory (Keep it Simple Stupid.) Remember some of us are more simplistic than others, ok so it's just me, sad but true.
Thanks a lot for all your contributions here.
Keep laughing,
Jake

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite

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What do you use to repair a tomato?

Tomato Paste

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Why do oysters never donate to charities?

They're shellfish.

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How do you stop a man from overcooking everything he makes?

No, seriously, how do you do it? I refuse to make him stop cooking.

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My first smile of the day. That’s a good one.

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