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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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Paulalina | @paulalina | Aug 22, 2023

A wife is bragging about how her husband woke up with a big smile on his face today!
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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Aug 30, 2023

A friend asked me why scuba divers always fall backwards into the water. I told him if they fell forwards they would still be in the boat

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Aug 30, 2023

I thought my dryer was shrinking my clothes, it turned out it was the refrigerator

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frances007 | @frances007 | Aug 30, 2023

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I was out of one liners, but found my list of saved quotes last night while looking for something else. Go figure.

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baa | @baa | Aug 31, 2023
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I thought my dryer was shrinking my clothes, it turned out it was the refrigerator

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Got a belly laugh from me!! Can’t wait to pass this one on!

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baa | @baa | Aug 31, 2023
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@kamama94

A friend asked me why scuba divers always fall backwards into the water. I told him if they fell forwards they would still be in the boat

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Girl, you are too much!! I always know you will make me laugh …

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covidstinks2023 | @covidstinks2023 | Aug 31, 2023

My husband said I was an angel. He said, "I was always up in the air harping about something"!

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Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | Aug 31, 2023
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My husband said I was an angel. He said, "I was always up in the air harping about something"!

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😂😂 This one made me chuckle out loud!

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Aug 31, 2023

When we were children we used to make funny faces at the mirror.
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