Welcome aboard, Captain!
And other newbies (track mom?), too!

All jokes are welcome here! Don't be intimidated by the sophisticated level of the wit of some of the posters here. Just sit back and enjoy the show! (Ikea sandwich!) Some of these posters could write for professional comedians!

But, if you invented that Texas raindrop joke yourself, then it sounds to me like you are in the right place!

Keep 'em coming! This site never fails to lift my spirits! Thanks, everybody!