How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Jake @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | Feb 23, 2023

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Ok here’s a joke just for you, @jakedduck1

Two cows were chatting over the fence between their fields.

The first cow said, “I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it’s spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm.”

The other cow replied, “Heck, I ain’t worried, it won’t affect us ducks.”

Lagrange 5 | @lagrange5 | Feb 23, 2023

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Your jokes are a real plus!

Lagrange 5 | @lagrange5 | Feb 23, 2023

In reply to @loribmt "Ok here’s a joke just for you, @jakedduck1 Two cows were chatting over the fence between..." + (show)

If it walks like a cow
And talks like a cow
...
It's a duck.

Jake | @jakedduck1 | Feb 23, 2023

In reply to @lagrange5 "If it walks like a cow And talks like a cow ... It's a duck." + (show)

@loribmt
It just didn't strike my funny bone and neither did the one just for me, sorry.

Haven't those blasted ducks come back yet? I need some pictures, I'm going through withdrawal.
Jake

imallears | @imallears | Feb 24, 2023

How does Moses make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

FL Mary

imallears | @imallears | Feb 24, 2023

Did you know that diarrhea is heredity?

It runs in your jeans.

FL Mary

imallears | @imallears | Feb 24, 2023

19 and 20 got into a fight. 21

FL Mary

Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | Feb 24, 2023

In reply to @jakedduck1 "@loribmt It just didn't strike my funny bone and neither did the one just for me,..." + (show)

I stubbed my toe and my Mom shouted at me for yelling, “What the duck!”

She was angry that I used fowl language

Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | Feb 24, 2023

In reply to @jakedduck1 "@loribmt It just didn't strike my funny bone and neither did the one just for me,..." + (show)

It’s going to be a couple of months before I can get some new ducky pictures for you, Jake. I’m in Florida and Wisconsin is still the frozen tundra for another 2 months…no duckies! But here are some water bird pictures that I hope will at least give you a feather-fix for now. 🦆