How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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@imallears

@jakedduck1

I think that’s sweet….aaawwwww.

FL Mary

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@imallears
You need to get out and find someone to share your teeth with.
Jake

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@jakedduck1

Puns for all-

I would whine about how bad these puns are, but I'm a groan man.

I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type- O.

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

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Well, if laughter is the best medicine, I’m now cured! Still wiping tears. Thanks for the laugh today, Jake. 😂

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@jakedduck1

Puns for all-

I would whine about how bad these puns are, but I'm a groan man.

I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type- O.

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

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A much-needed chuckle today Jake......thank you. I love playing with words and sounds.
Chris

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@jakedduck1

@imallears
You need to get out and find someone to share your teeth with.
Jake

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@ jakedduck1

Now THAT made me laugh out loud!

FL Mary

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@jakedduck1

Puns for all-

I would whine about how bad these puns are, but I'm a groan man.

I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type- O.

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

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@jakedduck1

You took all my one liners. Back to digging.

FL Mary

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OK, here ya go....
Once a couple hadn't been getting along very well; they were sorta older. One sad day, the wife passed away. When she reached the Pearly Gates, St. Peter was there. He said the admittance today requires you to be a good speller. She wasn't worried and asked for her word. "Spell love," he said. She replied " L O V E "; he asked for another way to spell it. She replied "J E S U S". He agreed and admitted her to Heaven. Later he asked her to guard the Pearly Gates for awhile for him; she agreed. During that time, her husband passed away. When he came and was told he must spell a word, he asked for his word. She gave him "Czechoslovakia"!

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@dorisjeanne

Now that’s a good one…….I love to laugh.

FL Mary

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It was from my pastor at Church Sunday! He has a wonderful sense of humor!

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A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Expressway. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.

FL Mary

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To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office...I will find you.
You have my Word.

FL Mary

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