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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Nov 15, 2021

What do you call a cow with epilepsy?
Milk shake

What do you call a cow with epilepsy? Beef jerky

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Sue, Volunteer Mentor | @sueinmn | Nov 15, 2021

This, my friends, is a true story. My almost-3-yo grandson is slow to speak, but obviously bright and a great communicator.
Today his Mom told us he finally started calling his older brother, Wes, by a name -"V V", instead of just pointing at him. When asked why, he pointed to the capital W in his brother's name and said "VV." I just hope he doesn't look at the word Grandma and decide my name is "Gr"!
His auntie told me he won't say chair, but he will count up to 6 of them, by number and in correct order!
Little minds are just amazing.
Sue

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Paulalina | @paulalina | Nov 16, 2021

They sure are! Our youngest grandson is six and he was wanting to use Grandpa's magnifying glass because, "I am very inquisitive about something." Okay...I set him up at my desk with paper and pen. He drew several pictures and then there was the note to me. In teeny, tiny, itty bitty letters that had to be read through Grandpa's Magnifying glass! "I love you to the moon and back."

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Doris Jeanne W. | @dorisjeanne | Nov 16, 2021
In reply to @jakedduck1 "A woman tries getting on a bus but realizes her skirt is too tight. As the..." + (show)
@jakedduck1

A woman tries getting on a bus but realizes her skirt is too tight.

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the driver, she reached behind to unzip her skirt a little, thinking this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

She tries to take the step, but only to discover that she could not.

With a little smile to the driver, she again reaches behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.

After becoming quite frustrated and embarrassed, she once again attempted to unzip her skirt more in order to allow more legroom to get on the first step of the bus.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her, picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! ! I don't even know who you are!"

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well ma'am, normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times I kinda figured we were friends."

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Laughing out loud (and I needed it this morning)! Thanks!

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Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | Nov 17, 2021

When I was a kid my parents would say, “Excuse my French” just after a swear word. I’ll never forget my first day at school when my teacher asked if any of us knew any French.

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Deb | @dg0797 | Nov 18, 2021
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Laughing out loud (and I needed it this morning)! Thanks!

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Thank you for the laugh; that was a great joke!

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Parus | @parus | Nov 18, 2021
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@loribmt

When I was a kid my parents would say, “Excuse my French” just after a swear word. I’ll never forget my first day at school when my teacher asked if any of us knew any French.

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@loribmt Delightful!!! A much needed laugh!! Thanks

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MGMolly | @Erinmfs | Nov 20, 2021
In reply to @jakedduck1 "Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts..." + (show)
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Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a spade and a club.

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too funny!

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MGMolly | @Erinmfs | Nov 22, 2021

I’m feeling a bit nutty today 🙂

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