Papa and Mama bear are filing for divorce.

The court is deciding custody and asks baby bear:

“Do you want to live with Mama bear?”

Baby bear, with a tear in his eye, says “No, Mama bear beats me!”

Aghast, the judge asks “Oh, we can’t have that, you will live with Papa bear.”

Baby bear says “Oh, no, Papa bear beats me, too!”

The judge says “Is there anyone else you can live with?”

Baby bear says “I want to live with the Chicago Bears….they don’t beat anybody!”