How about a laugh, (hopefully)
I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake
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While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.
Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with a cleavage to die for.
"I'm okay I think." I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
She said, "Get in and I'll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head."
"That's nice of you," I answered, "But I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"
"Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."
Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"My guess is that she's still in the ditch."
I'm a retired elementary teacher and we could always get kids to understand fractions if we used manipulatives like change or blocks, etc. Guess it works on adults as well!
@dorisjeanne
I might be able to learn fractions but they would have to use candy to get my full attention or I suppose a cake a pie or some cookies would do the trick too
Jake
Roars with laughter! That was funny.
My wife and I often laugh about how competitive both of us are....But I laugh more.
😂🤣
I hate autocorrect. It's rumored that a famous scientist invented it. I'm certain it wasn't Albeit Einstein.
@tim1028
It wasn’t Sir Issaic Neutron either or his brother Fig Newton.
Oh good lord!
FL Mary
I've been retired for two years. I used to know a lot of employment jokes.....but none of them worked.
what do you call someone who witness a robbery at an apple store ?
Answer: An I-witness