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How about a laugh, (hopefully)
I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake
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“In his mind, couples should have similar hair,”
Good luck finding a bald wife
Jake
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5 ReactionsAll of my childhood punishments have become my adult goals:
Eating Vegetables, Staying Home, Taking a Nap, Going to bed Early.
-A friend sent this to me today.. I hope it brings a smile or maybe a chuckle.
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9 ReactionsHey Siri, tell me a joke...
A man went to the doctor and said "I broke my arm in 12 places.
The doctor said , " Then stop going to those places!"
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5 Reactions@Erinmfs
Siri wouldn't make it as a comedian I'm afraid.
Worthy of a grin though.
Jake
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2 Reactions2nd Grade teacher is trying to teach a group of her students about math. She says “Johnny on the telephone wire there are 20 pigeons, if I shoot one pigeon how many are left?” Johnny says “None” the teacher says that is the wrong answer the correct answer is 19″ Johnny says “No the answer is still None, unless the other pigeons are all deaf, they will fly away when they hear the shot.”
Jake
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3 Reactions"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"
"Please, Father! I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads..."
Jake
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7 ReactionsGreat collection of stories - heading to my cousin's memorial service today, in a family of comedians...
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3 ReactionsA RABBI AND A CATHOLIC PRIEST are sitting on a bus...
After a bit, the priest turns to the Rabbi and asks: "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"
The Rabbi responds: "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs.
The Priest then asks: "Have you ever eaten pork?"
To which the Rabbi quickly looks away, then faces his newly-met companion and replies: "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to the temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."
A while later, the Rabbi speaks up and asks the Priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"
The Priest replies: "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.”
The Rabbi then asks him: "Father, have you ever fallen prey to the temptations of the flesh?"
The Priest frowns, but replies: "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith."
The Rabbi nods understandingly and remains silently thinking for a minute or two.
Finally, he says:
"Beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?”
Jake
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6 Reactions@jakedduck1
As a Catholic I really appreciated that one.
FL Mary
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3 ReactionsOh Jake! These are just too silly.
Sue
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