How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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Janie | @dougjanehaltom | Nov 20, 2020

In reply to @karen00 "@jakedduck1 Hi, that was a good joke. I laughed which I have rarely done lately. Thanks..." + (show)

I love it!

2011panc | @2011panc | Nov 24, 2020

Is anyone else disappointed that Chef Bobby Flay didn't name his daughter Sue?

Ginger, Volunteer Mentor | @gingerw | Nov 24, 2020

In reply to @2011panc "Is anyone else disappointed that Chef Bobby Flay didn't name his daughter Sue?" + (show)

@2011panc oooooh, that's a groaner from me! ;))
Ginger

2011panc | @2011panc | Nov 24, 2020

You are in a room with no windows or doors. All you have is a table and a chainsaw. How do you get out?

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got it yet?

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no you not cut a hole in a wall with the chainsaw.

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no you do not gather the letters "o" "u" and "t" to spell the letter "out"

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still nothing?

,,,,,

You take the chainsaw

cut the table in half

two halves make a . . .

whole (hole), which you climb out of!

fiesty76 | @fiesty76 | Nov 27, 2020

In reply to @2011panc "Is anyone else disappointed that Chef Bobby Flay didn't name his daughter Sue?" + (show)

@2011, this one is hilarious!! I really needed this laugh, Thx!!!

fiesty76 | @fiesty76 | Nov 27, 2020

In reply to @2011panc "You are in a room with no windows or doors. All you have is a table..." + (show)

@2011, Proof positive that I'm no intellectual!! Now this one was a groaner for me..smiles

Rosemary, Volunteer Mentor | @rosemarya | Nov 27, 2020

For you classical music lovers-

I can’t believe they cancelled Vivaldi after just four seasons!

lolaemma | @lolaemma | Nov 27, 2020

Very funny

JK | @contentandwell | Mar 5, 2021

I have never posted to this before but I can't resist today.

Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from avian flu. A bird pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely not avian flu.
The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.

However, during the detailed analysis, it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.
MTA then hired an ornithological behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.
The ornithological behaviorist very quickly determined the cause: When crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Truck"