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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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imallears | @imallears | Apr 10, 2020

@jakeduck1
And another reason is the humans are continuously anticipating what we will see, hear or feel next. Ive seen this before and it still amazes me. Het phaomnnela pweor fo het hmuan mndi.

FL Mary

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Ellen | @helenfrances | Apr 10, 2020
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@imallears

@jakeduck1
And another reason is the humans are continuously anticipating what we will see, hear or feel next. Ive seen this before and it still amazes me. Het phaomnnela pweor fo het hmuan mndi.

FL Mary

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Yes, the human mind, brain has neuro plasticity

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Parus | @parus | Apr 11, 2020
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@imallears

AD in newspaper
SINGLE MAN WITH PURELL AND LYSOL
LOOKING FOR SINGLE WOMAN WITH TOILET PAPER FOR SOME GOOD CLEAN FUN

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@imallears ROFL!!!!!

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Apr 19, 2020

I decided to take an aerobics class.
I bent, twisted, gyrated and jumped up and down for an hour.
But by the time I got my leotard on, the class was over.

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Apr 19, 2020

@lioness
I wish I were that witty, I just copy and paste.

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Apr 19, 2020
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@imallears

AD in newspaper
SINGLE MAN WITH PURELL AND LYSOL
LOOKING FOR SINGLE WOMAN WITH TOILET PAPER FOR SOME GOOD CLEAN FUN

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@imallears
You ad joke was hilarious, thanks!!

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Apr 19, 2020
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AD in newspaper
SINGLE MAN WITH PURELL AND LYSOL
LOOKING FOR SINGLE WOMAN WITH TOILET PAPER FOR SOME GOOD CLEAN FUN

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Apr 19, 2020

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident.

The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.

While waiting they began to wonder; could they possibly get married in Heaven?

When St. Peter arrived, they asked him if they could get married in Heaven. St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he left.

The couple sat and waited for an answer... for a couple of months.

While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all? "What if it doesn't work? Are we stuck in Heaven together forever?"

Yet another month passed before St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled.

"Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven."

"Great!" said the couple. "But we were just wondering; what if things don't workout? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground.

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouted. "It took me 3 months to find a priest up here!
Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer?!!!!!!!

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