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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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Parus | @parus | Dec 30, 2019
In reply to @2011panc "Toby, the vegetable vender and Mary, the melon vender had places near each other at the..." + (show)
@2011panc

Toby, the vegetable vender and Mary, the melon vender had places near each other at the fair each weekend. As was the custom in that town, near the end of the day the vendors would swap their remaining products among themselves. Throughout the summer Toby and Mary became friendly with each other and visited between customers. On the last day of the summer fair Toby took a basket of vegetables that he knew her family liked over to Mary's table. Mary also had put together a basket of melons for Toby that she knew his family liked.
Toby offered first, picking up a bunch of handpicked greens he held them out and said, "Lettuce, Mary?"
Mary responded by offering a large melon and saying, "Cantaloupe, Toby!"

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@2011panc Love it!!!

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Dec 30, 2019
In reply to @imallears "@jakeduck1 Hi Leonard, The vegetable vendor joke....Toby was asking Mary to marry him when he held..." + (show)
@imallears

@jakeduck1

Hi Leonard, The vegetable vendor joke....Toby was asking Mary to marry him when he held out a bunch of greens (in lieu of flowers) and said Let us Mary? (Lettuce) Mary said I can’t elope (cantaloupe).

Someone correct me if I’m wrong.

Florida Mary the vegetable lover.

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@imallears
Thanks Mary, jokes have to be 4th grade level for me to get I guess.
Jake

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imallears | @imallears | Dec 30, 2019

@jakeduck1

That joke I think was a 5th grade level so I can understand your confusion😏

FL Mary......later....hitting the gym yet again.....

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imallears | @imallears | Dec 30, 2019

@jakeduck1

Didn’t like my last post about the vegetable joke. Your brain and body are still exhausted and you are probably still in a funk. Things will brighten and you will be back to your old self (God help us all).

FL Mary

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2011panc | @2011panc | Jan 1, 2020

Brought home a homeless man during the holidays. He was so grateful he melted into the carpet in the front room. He left before we got up the next morning and left the oddest gift by the front door . . . two sticks, his scarf and some smooth stones. I was kind of mad about the puddle of water he left, but I know I did a good thing.

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imallears | @imallears | Jan 2, 2020

@2011panc

That’s so cute!

Why are there only snowmen and no snowwomen?

Because only a man is stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.

FL Mary...land of the nosnows

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lioness | @lioness | Jan 2, 2020

@jakedduck1 Goodmorning Leonard wanted to tell you I had my sauerkraut and pork yesterday thought of you that's as far as the food went . Loved the vegie joke and melted snowman from Fl Mary

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Jan 2, 2020
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@lioness

@jakedduck1 Goodmorning Leonard wanted to tell you I had my sauerkraut and pork yesterday thought of you that's as far as the food went . Loved the vegie joke and melted snowman from Fl Mary

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@lioness
Oh sure Linda, kick a guy when he’s down 🤪
So I guess it’s futile to watch for the delivery man with my sauerkraut and pork care package.
I’m surprised you were able to enjoy your succulent feast knowing I was here alone trying to gag down some under or over cooked nauseating slop. I tried to be brave and risk the “Slings & arrows” of the kitchen. Maybe I’ll have better luck next time, certainly couldn’t be any worse.
Jake

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2011panc | @2011panc | Jan 3, 2020

There is a new cuisine going around in some areas called "deconstructed" plus whatever the item was originally called. For example: a BLT may be served as 4 toast tips, chopped of lettuce and tomatoes mixed with mayonnaise, and strips of bacon. I have "deconstructed" some words for you. Let's see if you know the source words.

1. Dog + (water + soil) + JLo = ?

2. (Earp-P) + (chain - ain) + the letter after M = ?

3. Ali - I + bee - B + Lieu + Yeah - E = ?

Answers (spelled backwards): 1. noegdumruc 2. nihcru 3. aiulella

Let me know if you cannot get it.

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lioness | @lioness | Jan 3, 2020
In reply to @jakedduck1 "@lioness Oh sure Linda, kick a guy when he’s down 🤪 So I guess it’s futile..." + (show)
@jakedduck1

@lioness
Oh sure Linda, kick a guy when he’s down 🤪
So I guess it’s futile to watch for the delivery man with my sauerkraut and pork care package.
I’m surprised you were able to enjoy your succulent feast knowing I was here alone trying to gag down some under or over cooked nauseating slop. I tried to be brave and risk the “Slings & arrows” of the kitchen. Maybe I’ll have better luck next time, certainly couldn’t be any worse.
Jake

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@jakedduck1 The delivery man was to busy to pick it up sorry . It was good ,still have some left . That darn delivery man

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