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How about a laugh, (hopefully)
I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake
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A gratitude quote -
"Be grateful for the
Problems that you don't have!"
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2 Reactions@seabright2001
Me too!!!
Too many shoulds and not nearly enough galavanting!
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2 Reactions@samclembeau
Oh, I thought you meant high DIVER.
Thanks for your jokes and funny stories! They really cheered me up!
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1 ReactionIn a previous life my job required me to sample well water when requested by a homeowner. I was at this ladies house and after inspecting her well it was found to be deficient ie construction etc. I was into my talk regarding the well and referenced how contamination gets into well water. One thing I remarked on was dogs and how they frequently urinate to mark their territory. I didn’t have the words out of my mouth when a dog came up the driveway, lifted his leg and urinated against her well box. Needless to say there was no need for further conversation, especially since I commented that it wasn’t my dog. She called the next day to ask for a return look at the well, she did replace the well box.
Did you get a dog after that?
On one of our trips to Israel, we overnighted in the London area at a small town south of Heathrow. It had a large restaurant with these words around the outside: Dining, Dancing, Cavorting. We didn't go there, but I am still curious about cavorting.
An engineer dies and accidentally ends up in Hell. It's completely miserable—the AC is broken, the plumbing is ruined, and it's agonizingly hot. Over a few weeks, the engineer gets bored and starts fixing things up. He repairs the AC, gets the indoor plumbing working, and even installs an escalator. Soon, everyone is comfortable and enjoying themselves.
God looks down, sees what is happening, and calls the Devil. "What's going on down there? You're supposed to be punishing them!"
The Devil chuckles, "We got an engineer! Things are running great."
God says, "An engineer? That's a clerical error! He belongs in Heaven. Send him up immediately."
The Devil refuses, "No way, I like having an engineer on staff."
Furious, God says, "If you don't send him up right now, I'll sue!"
The Devil laughs and replies, "Yeah, right. And where are you going to find a lawyer?"
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1 ReactionHow did the elephant hide on the flag pole?
He painted his toenails red, white, and blue