How about a laugh, (hopefully)

They say you are only as old as you feel.
I feel I have been exhumed from the tombs of Egypt given a cup of coffee and sent on my way

Clara found the letters her husband Amos had been hiding, thus proving he was cheating on her. She vowed to never play Scrabble with him again.

A hiker asks a park ranger how to tell the difference between black bear scat and grizzly bear scat. The ranger says, "Black bear scat is smaller and contains berries. Grizzly bear scat is larger and contains little bells that smell like pepper spray”.

@triciaot ...as I was searching for the meaning of the "little bells" I found this one 🙂
"Know how to tell the difference between black and grizzly bears? Run and climb a tree.
If the bear comes up after you and eats you, it was a black bear.
If it knocks the tree over and eats you, it was a grizzly

Dr. said my sugar was too high so I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

@lacy2

One of the Magic The Gathering cards is the Grizzly Bear that basically says the same thing.

...hi rolling Magic The Gathering cards? We have bears in the forests where we live... occasionally one or more come around on garbage day but not the grizzly ones

Childhood Injuries:
Fell off my bike,
Fell out of a tree,
Twisted my ankle,
Adult Injuries:
Slept wrong, sat down too long, sneezed too hard.

Everyone knows about the famous painter, Bob Ross. But few have heard of his brother, Albert, who was famous for his 6 foot wing span.

Getting old isn't fun.
I‘m so old I don't go into antique stores anymore. i'm afraid they won't let me leave.
.Jake