How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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Anyone have some jokes to add, obviously they don’t have to be good jokes.

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Pat: “Hey Mike! I’m amazed. Just got my new FitzAll hearing aides from Amazon. Boy! I really Can hear a pin drop. All that I was missing is back again!”

Mike: “Great. What brand is it?”

Pat: “Almost ten-thirty”.

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