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How about a laugh, (hopefully)
I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake
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What do you call someone who's scared of Santa? Claus-trophobic.
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4 ReactionsOk some sad news. I broke up with my girlfriend Loraine.
She found out I was seeing another girl Claire Lee.
The good news is I can see Clair Lee now Loraine is gone.
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4 ReactionsA doctor was giving a lecture to a group of people about harmful foods. The list began with red meats, sodas,
chinese food due to the MSG, high fat foods and germs in drinking water.
He continued with, "but, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all." "It causes the most grief and
suffering after eating it for years." "Can anyone tell me what it is?"
A 75 year old man on the front row slowly raised his hand and quietly said, "Wedding Cake."
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5 ReactionsA elderly couple were dining at a fast food restaurant. He orders 1 cheeseburger, 1 order of fries and 1 small drink. He sits down and cuts the cheeseburger in half and divides the fires and sips the drink. His wife just sits there watching.
A young man sees this and thinks they can't afford a meal for the both of them. He offers to buy them another meal. The elderly man assures them this is enough and that they share everything.
The elderly man continues to eat with his wife watching. The young man couldn't stand it longer and walked over and asked the lady why she wasn't eating her half. The lady replies, "I'm waiting on my teeth."
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i am rolling on the floor with laughter.
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1 ReactionHow much does Santa pay for parking?
Nothing, it’s on the house. 🎅🏻
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6 ReactionsNot bad all, thanks ...
This is a lot of fun! Thank you.
On the laa..st day of Christmas
My true love said to me
Two full Pull-ups
Six quick Push-ups
Fifty high Kicks
And Ten Thou...zand Sta...ps
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2 ReactionsI accidentally passed my wife a glue stick instead of her chapstick
She's still not talking to me.
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