How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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rollingf | @rollingf | Dec 16 7:22pm

Lost your S on that one!

zenren14 | @zenren14 | Dec 16 9:48pm

What's the currency of the North Pole?
Cold Hard Cash...only bills...no coins.

What do you call a photo taken at the North Pole?
A polar-oid!

What's the most popular breakfast in winter?
Frosted Flakes....They're G-R-E-A-T.

seabright2001 | @seabright2001 | Dec 17 7:18am

Man sits by me on train.
MAN: Loads of psychopaths around here
ME: Really?
MAN: Loads mate
ME: How'd you know?
MAN: There's signs aren't there?
ME: I guess?
MAN: I love them
(47 minutes of awkward silence.)
Man leaves train, he has a bike. I realise he was saying ‘cycle paths’

covidstinks2023 | @covidstinks2023 | Dec 17 7:29am

I, for one, like Roman Numerals.

captboat | @captboat | Dec 17 10:15am

A steak can be $7 from a butcher, $10 at a supermarket, $25 at a diner, and $150 at a high-end restaurant. Same steak.
The only thing that changed was the location. The next time you feel you're worthless, ask yourself if you're just
in the wrong place.

covidstinks2023 | @covidstinks2023 | Dec 17 3:13pm

A friend told me his password was: MickeyMinnieGoofyDonaldPlutoHueyLouieDewyDublin. He was told his password had to have 8 characters and at least 1 capital!

kamama94 | @kamama94 | Dec 17 4:37pm

Until they invented the other side of velcro, it never really caught on.

kamama94 | @kamama94 | Dec 17 4:39pm

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh? Nothing, it's on the house.

kamama94 | @kamama94 | Dec 17 5:27pm

A gingerbread man went to the doctor with a sore knee. The doctor asked, have you tried icing it?

hudsonlady | @hudsonlady | Dec 17 6:48pm

Teaching provides an endless source of stories.
As a city girl, I found myself teaching in a rural, cattle county teaching 10th grade English in a school where families would prefer their sons back on the farm.
One of the words that appeared in our grammar book was "bull", which I proceded to define as a "male cow". One of my older students raised his hand for the first and only time to say, "M'am, there ain't such a thing as a male cow. Cows is all female!"