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How about a laugh, (hopefully)
I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake
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too funny!
Why should you marry someone older than you? As your looks fade....so does their eyesight.
Why do retirees smile so much? Because they can't hear a word you are saying.
How is the moon like dentures? They both come out at night.
One benefit of old age is your secrets are safe with your older friends because they can't remember them!
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3 ReactionsI made a song about tortilla once, now it's a wrap!
Why did the Rolling Stones stop making music? Because they got to the bottom of the hill!
Why do quarterbacks tell obvious jokes? So they don't go over their receiver's heads!
Did you hear about the spatula's hot new flame? It met the grill of it's dreams!
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3 ReactionsAging is a Laughing Matter:
You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover, you aren't wearing any.
Your joints make the same noise as your coffee maker.
People call you at 8 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
Don't let aging get you down....it's too hard to get back up again!
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4 ReactionsMy list is growing!
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8 ReactionsWhen you clean out a vacuum cleaner, what do you become?
A vacuum cleaner.
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6 ReactionsYou know you are old when you write a note reminding yourself not to take your sleeping pill and a laxative
on the same night!
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4 ReactionsWe were going to tell you a swimming joke, but it's too watered down.
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3 ReactionsPat and Mike were just off work from a tough week. The night though was young so they stopped at several good bars. Too many bars. Around midnight they were totally blasted but knew it was time to go. Wobbling and stumbling Mike managed to step onto a railroad track which he followed. After miles, looking back at Pat he slurred “Ain’t this the damndest stairway you ever been on?” Mutters back Pat: “It’s the cursed handrail’s killing me!”
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3 Reactions@kamama94 Loved this Kamama!
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