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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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my44 | @my44 | Apr 15 11:56pm
In reply to @itchyd "A one and done? Might a wine and dine cure your one and done? Are you..." + (show)
@itchyd

A one and done?
Might a wine and dine cure your one and done?

Are you at all susceptible to gentle coaxing?
Do I have to beg? 🙏
🤭

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No wining (or whining) or dining or coaxing or begging will help.

The answer remains: No, nada, zilch, not at all, certainly not, of course not, absolutely not, no way, never, nope, nah, nay, nae, negative, or none.

Need I say more? 😊

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covidstinks2023 | @covidstinks2023 | Apr 16 5:26am
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@scottrl

True story:

Friday, I was talking with a friend about the challenges of being disabled. As part of the conversation I said:

"Think of Beethoven. He went deaf, but kept composing until the day he died.
...Then he began de-composing."

It took her a second.

[Attached: A portrait of Ludwig from about 1805. He was fond of it, and kept this with him until he died.]

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Scott R L, Now that's funny! Keep them coming Scott. Blessings....

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itchyd | @itchyd | Apr 16 9:56am
In reply to @my44 "No wining (or whining) or dining or coaxing or begging will help. The answer remains: No,..." + (show)
@my44

No wining (or whining) or dining or coaxing or begging will help.

The answer remains: No, nada, zilch, not at all, certainly not, of course not, absolutely not, no way, never, nope, nah, nay, nae, negative, or none.

Need I say more? 😊

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You forgot, "Ixnay on the okesjay", FM.

I will NOT stop begging!
😁

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itchyd | @itchyd | Apr 16 10:02am

DAD JOKE:

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Apr 16 10:07am
In reply to @my44 "No wining (or whining) or dining or coaxing or begging will help. The answer remains: No,..." + (show)
@my44

No wining (or whining) or dining or coaxing or begging will help.

The answer remains: No, nada, zilch, not at all, certainly not, of course not, absolutely not, no way, never, nope, nah, nay, nae, negative, or none.

Need I say more? 😊

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It looks like you're forcing me to play hardball here, FM.

Either you furnish more CBJs or I will submit some home-growns. Do you really want to bear the responsibility for the suffering resulting from that?

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itchyd | @itchyd | Apr 16 10:13am
In reply to @my44 "No wining (or whining) or dining or coaxing or begging will help. The answer remains: No,..." + (show)
@my44

No wining (or whining) or dining or coaxing or begging will help.

The answer remains: No, nada, zilch, not at all, certainly not, of course not, absolutely not, no way, never, nope, nah, nay, nae, negative, or none.

Need I say more? 😊

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Very impressive and upbeat reply, FM!

You certainly have a way with words which lent a nice Roget hue to your prose.

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Scott R L | @scottrl | Apr 16 7:20pm

True story:

My wife just finished a 2,500-piece jigsaw puzzle.

But... she only had 2,499 pieces!

She started a search. A few minutes ago she announced, "I found the missing piece!"

I said, "Great! I just hope you can figure out where it goes. That big a puzzle, it could belong anywhere!"

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my44 | @my44 | Apr 16 10:28pm
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@itchyd

It looks like you're forcing me to play hardball here, FM.

Either you furnish more CBJs or I will submit some home-growns. Do you really want to bear the responsibility for the suffering resulting from that?

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No can do. So, I guess we'll just have to suffer through your BDJs. 🤣

Anyway, why would you want me to submit more CBJs since you claimed they belonged in the Bad Jokers' club and rated them with all zeros? Are you just looking for opportunities to dog me? Huh? 🤔🐶

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my44 | @my44 | Apr 16 10:30pm
In reply to @itchyd "Very impressive and upbeat reply, FM! You certainly have a way with words which lent a..." + (show)
@itchyd

Very impressive and upbeat reply, FM!

You certainly have a way with words which lent a nice Roget hue to your prose.

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Well, thank you, FYM... 😊

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my44 | @my44 | Apr 16 10:31pm
In reply to @itchyd "You forgot, "Ixnay on the okesjay", FM. I will NOT stop begging! 😁" + (show)
@itchyd

You forgot, "Ixnay on the okesjay", FM.

I will NOT stop begging!
😁

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My bad... 😊

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